Crematory catches fires due to 500lb body - Upgoat

Crematory catches fires due to 500lb body
submitted by shitface9000 to FatPeopleHate 1.1 yearsMar 8, 2024 15:32:01 ago (+28/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/1hl840.mp4

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 10 points 1.1 yearsMar 8, 2024 16:16:53 ago (+10/-0)

@ 1:02 in the video

"The GREASE hit the roof, and started the fire."

The fat liquified and was spraying all over the oven room... OMG.

[ + ] Rotteuxx

[ - ] Rotteuxx 5 points 1.1 yearsMar 8, 2024 19:18:15 ago (+5/-0)

I'd think it got shot out of the chimney & only affected the roof. Them oven doors aren't made of wood.

[ + ] coldsoak

[ - ] coldsoak 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 8, 2024 22:04:33 ago (+1/-0)

Just another way of saying "when the shit hits the fan." You should be seeing Leslie Nielsen's face right about now.

[ - ] Localuser 4 points 1.1 yearsMar 9, 2024 00:05:46 ago (+4/-0)

Lmao wtf. Your momma so fat they have to cremate her in stages

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 8, 2024 20:21:07 ago (+2/-0)

Years ago when I was an EMT I got called for a checkup on a guy who no one had heard from in weeks. He was laying on his bed dead. Completely fucking naked. He was fat but nowhere near the size of this blob. Maybe 60- 80lbs over but his body was tilted so all the blood pooled at one end so his body went from forest green to incredible hulk green to dark purple.

That's what happens when you're a fat fuck.

Also, about 70% of my calls were due to fatness. The rest were oldies, druggies and drunks. A very small percentage were genuine accidents unrelated to the above. A great majority of ambulance calls are easily prevented but people are too disgusting, lazy, stupid and weak.

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 8, 2024 19:41:23 ago (+2/-0)

You would have to stack three normal sized people on top of each other to get to that same weight.

[ + ] coldsoak

[ - ] coldsoak 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 8, 2024 21:59:09 ago (+1/-0)

Who's gonna put that video together? Any takers here? Music?

[ + ] x0x7

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 11, 2024 11:59:19 ago (+0/-0)

Already have it: https://gvid.tv/v/mxt8sU

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 8, 2024 21:58:16 ago (+1/-0)

The title alone has me logging in. I love you glorious bastards.

[ - ] Shitstartercarter 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 8, 2024 21:50:19 ago (+1/-0)

Lol. I thought i misread the title a few days ago thinking it was a 500lb something else. It was some fat fuck who caused it. This world surprises me everyday.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 8, 2024 21:32:11 ago (+1/-0)

I guess having white anchors on the news is raycis! In 🤡 🌎 now?

Noticing the real problem.

[ + ] Bidenguy666

[ - ] Bidenguy666 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 8, 2024 21:49:50 ago (+0/-0)

I noticed most are White-acting niggers. Where do they find them all?

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 8, 2024 22:09:32 ago (+0/-0)

I call them Erkles or Carltons

[ - ] v0atmage 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 8, 2024 19:50:34 ago (+1/-0)

Fatties ruin everything- even after their deaths.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 8, 2024 21:34:05 ago (+0/-0)