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My son has arrived!

submitted by Cunt to WhiteRepopulation 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 07:13:36 ago (+104/-0)     (WhiteRepopulation)

Came out purple and didn't breathe for an immeasurable amount of time but he came around and pinked up, now he's a little yellow but it's just temporary, he'll whiten up.

He took 25 hours to come after waters broke and was excruciatingly painful as he refused to follow directions. I take back all comments I have ever made about women over exaggerating the pain of childbirth. He smiles a lot and laughs at jokes or me being in pain.


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[ - ] bobdole9 20 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 08:11:49 ago (+20/-0)

Congratulations. Hopefully the duration of labor won't discourage the addition of more baby Cunts.

[ - ] dulcima 20 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 08:08:57 ago (+20/-0)

Congratulations on your lovely White baby! Australia needs them all.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 20 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 07:38:21 ago (+20/-0)

Awesome news. Thank you for your service.

[ - ] GrayDragon 7 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 08:04:13 ago (+9/-2)

"Thank you for your service."

What an asshole!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 13 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 08:32:18 ago (+13/-0)

You got that right.

[ - ] con77 1 point 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 18:27:48 ago (+1/-0)

I WEAR IT LIKE A BADGE OF HONOR.

[ - ] 0rion 15 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 10:45:39 ago (+15/-0)

Congrats brother. My first son was just born two days ago. It's quite an experience to watch your wife give birth. And best of all: it gives us a legacy, a way for our family names to live on.

Did you decide to not circumcise? My wife wanted to at first, but I was able to convince her not to. My son will not be marked as a jewish slave.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 13 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 11:17:25 ago (+13/-0)

Congratulations to you and your wife too then!!! How precious, two new baby goats in the same week.

Yes I'm very anti genital mutilation and my husband initially had the impulse to make his son match himself but I too was able to convince him not too.

My children have no male cousins yet to carry on our family name so my son is much welcomed by my father in law.

[ - ] Belfuro 5 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 15:46:30 ago (+5/-0)

We are in God's image. Defacing our bodies is worshipping Satan.

[ - ] 0rion 1 point 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 20:41:44 ago (+1/-0)

I'm not even remotely a Christian, and I agree 100% with this. God (or whatever you prefer to call him) gave us everything we need to thrive.

[ - ] Ragnar 4 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 11:34:48 ago (+4/-0)

It’s a sister, brother

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 12:29:16 ago (+5/-0)

He's from the old internet. No girls.

[ - ] Sector2 5 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 13:26:32 ago (+5/-0)

Girls are probably okay when they're giving birth.

[ - ] 0rion 3 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 22:01:42 ago (+3/-0)

I never understood it before...but giving birth is like going into battle. And when I say giving birth, I mean the natural way with no c section or pain medicine. After watching my wife do this, I have a newfound sense of respect and love for her, one I couldn't even conceive of before. What more can a man ask for really?

[ - ] DoughGoy 2 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 22:11:20 ago (+2/-0)

My ex-wife had the epidural and she felt absolutely nothing during the delivery. But I did fall more in love at that time because of the wonderful gift she had given me. Until a couple weeks later when she quit breastfeeding because it was too inconvenient. That was the beginning of the eventual end of us.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 8 monthsMar 10, 2024 07:31:07 ago (+0/-0)

My ex-wife had the epidural and she felt absolutely nothing during the delivery

I am so jealous, mine was like taking 1 paracetamol.

Breastfeeding is a lot of effort and inconvenience and often painful to start but it's free and has so many benefits I can't imagine not doing it.

[ - ] Trollasaurus 1 point 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 18:59:07 ago (+1/-0)

girl = guy in real life

[ - ] Gowithit 10 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 07:50:37 ago (+10/-0)

How cute he's already laughing. Congratulations to you and your husband.

[ - ] firestation7 9 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 08:09:45 ago (+9/-0)

Congratulations! Is this your first? 1488

[ - ] Cunt [op] 18 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 08:21:06 ago (+18/-0)

Third, but first son!

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 13:20:45 ago (+3/-0)

Well done.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 12:50:14 ago (+2/-0)

Excellent. Some whites say if you produce three or more white children you have fulfilled your obligation to your race.

[ - ] dingbat 7 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 10:53:31 ago (+7/-0)

Congratulations, Cunt! Happy you have a boy in the mix. Wishing you a speedy recovery!

[ - ] Ragnar 6 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 11:33:17 ago (+6/-0)

Good job, cunt and cunt

Breastfeed and homeschool

[ - ] deleted 6 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 11:29:53 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] rzr97 0 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 13:05:20 ago (+0/-0)

Video?

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 6 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 08:43:50 ago (+6/-0)

congrats, and God bless your growing family. My wife had all 4 kids with no pain killers or drugs. she is a hero!
a couple of our kids needed the billie lights for the yellow jaundice, but if it is mild you can just let the sun shine on him (as long as he is warm).

[ - ] Anus_Expander 6 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 08:26:09 ago (+6/-0)

\o

[ - ] GrayDragon 6 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 08:03:35 ago (+6/-0)

God bless you and your son!

[ - ] WhiteGoat 6 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 07:46:35 ago (+6/-0)

Buy a "baby nest" for his crib/bed. They will help you get more sleep.

[ - ] zongongo 5 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 12:40:00 ago (+5/-0)

Amazing gift, to be able to make more humans. Congratulations o/

[ - ] GroundskeeperWillie 5 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 11:17:32 ago (+5/-0)

Congrats, hope you didnt name him after you.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 3 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 11:23:53 ago (+3/-0)

I was very close to going with my middle child's name suggestion of "Poppy Head" for a minute there.

[ - ] albatrosv15 5 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 08:04:19 ago (+5/-0)

Yep, happens to cunts.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 9 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 08:21:42 ago (+9/-0)

Cunt's cunt got wrecked.

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 08:32:24 ago (+5/-0)

Hoping your doctors are competent at stitching you up. Mrs Dole did not with our first, which issues were ultimately resolved by our second.

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 22:05:57 ago (+3/-0)

Absolutely amazing, 25 hours is insane! Tell mom how amazing she is for doing it!

I'm lucky my wife pops them out in a few hours each time. I think her longest labor was 5 hours.

Edit: just realized I was talking to mom, anyway, awesome job!

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 4 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 12:48:44 ago (+4/-0)

A white baby being born is a great success for our great race. Congrats!

[ - ] Peleg 4 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 12:43:58 ago (+4/-0)

Cuntgradulations. May God bless you and your son.
You already know what to do and what not to do. Just stay the course and be strong for your children until they can be strong for you.

The first time I held my son he was just minutes old. He put both of his little fists on each side of my chest and pushed back, lifted his head up and looked me straight in the eye. It was a very humbling moment.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 2 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 17:26:59 ago (+2/-0)

Straight after birth is the best time because they are so aware of everything having just come from the other side of the veil, they know who you are and all the secrets of the universe and then hours later they are all confused and don't understand their hands are attached and controllable.

[ - ] the_old_ones 4 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 11:20:45 ago (+4/-0)

congrats.

Came out purple and didn't breathe for an immeasurable amount of time but he came around and pinked up, now he's a little yellow but it's just temporary, he'll whiten up.

babies are tough as hell for that. i came out nearly hanging myself on the cord but i was still too angry to die even as an infant.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 5 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 11:41:48 ago (+5/-0)

i was still too angry to die even as an infant.

lol. My son's first cry was just a very brief "wa" accompanied by a 'There, see? I can cry if I want to now leave me alone and stop rubbing me' cranky face.

[ - ] heebiejeebies 4 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 11:09:26 ago (+4/-0)

Congrats Cunt! God bless you and your family!

[ - ] Nasturtium 4 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 09:59:44 ago (+4/-0)

Congratulations on your son!

[ - ] Isaacjan 4 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 09:44:05 ago (+4/-0)

Did you allow him to be mutilated? (Circumcised)

[ - ] Cunt [op] 10 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 11:11:37 ago (+10/-0)

Fuck no. Unvaxxed too.

[ - ] v0atmage 3 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 14:00:45 ago (+3/-0)

Awesome. Circumcision needs to become taboo ASAP.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 10:17:02 ago (+0/-0)

They don’t do it in minute one.
Come on man!

[ - ] Isaacjan 1 point 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 10:28:05 ago (+2/-1)

They do it as soon as possible, this is the first check if the father is a worthless worthless piece of shit.

[ - ] Love240 3 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 15:20:58 ago (+3/-0)

Congratulations, Cunt! God bless the youngin', may he be a blessing to you beyond that which you have so far experienced!

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 3 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 14:40:20 ago (+3/-0)

Congrat's to Mr. and Mrs. Cunt. I miss having little ones around. I have 2 grandkids from my oldest daughter, but she moved away with her husband. Such is life.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 2 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 17:21:22 ago (+2/-0)

Go visit her then! It's hard to travel with kids.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 3 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 13:58:01 ago (+3/-0)

Since you're in Australia that would mean he was born on March 9th, yes? If so, he shares the same birthday as my favourite politician: George Lincoln Rockwell. I think it's a sign, Cunt. He's meant to do great things for the White race.

\o

[ - ] Cunt [op] 3 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 17:23:29 ago (+3/-0)

Haha I don't know the hour nor the day đŸ˜˜. But I did tell him he has to lead the uprising against the New World Order.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 19:07:51 ago (+1/-0)

Now you think you're Sarah Connor!
What all kind of dope have they Got you on!? đŸ¤£đŸ¤£

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 3 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 13:52:10 ago (+3/-0)

Congratulations.

Every time a white baby is born a jew gets its horns.

[ - ] Leveraction 3 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 12:37:32 ago (+3/-0)

Big congrats!!!!

We, all here are very happy for you and your bride doing your part to help White Power!

[ - ] beece 3 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 12:25:20 ago (+3/-0)

Wow, that must have been a close call. Bet they could see the relif in the air when the lil guy started breathing. Yellow can be a symptom of jaundice, which is easily fixed with bili lights or sunshine.

Congrats, may he live long, jew free and healthy.

[ - ] DoughGoy 2 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 22:06:30 ago (+2/-0)

Congratulations. I'm glad to hear the great news. Is this your first? If so, you are in for one of the greatest blessings in life.

I used to never really pay attention to people that would tell me how great fatherhood is or how it changes you or any of that. I also thought I was just different and that things don't affect me like normal people.

I couldn't have been more wrong. It made a tremendous change in me, for the better. The most surprising part though, was that it made me realize that my parents also felt the same way about me, and I finally realized why they did the things they did. And I also instantly felt bad for all the times I worried them or hurt them.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 8 monthsMar 10, 2024 07:11:16 ago (+1/-0)

He's my third, but first boy.

I remember when I got a dog thinking there was no way parents loved their kids more then I loved that dog. I did love that dog immensely but I was wrong, loving your child is (or can be) such an overwhelming love that is unimaginable before you have kids. Also never have I ever left a kid outside overnight.

For me though, I'll never understand why my parents did the things they did, but at least I know now that it's not because anything baby/toddler/kid me did wrong.

[ - ] Laputois 3 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 11:13:04 ago (+3/-0)

When my wife was pregnant with our first i caught several older women regaling her with birth horror stories. I called them on it. I asked them why did they then have other children. Women are horrible to each other.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 4 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 11:22:25 ago (+4/-0)

Some women share your opinion and for that reason I try to be respectful and wait for after birth to share birth stories but it shares the same purpose as other gossip: to inform and keep us safe. There are important lessons to be learnt from horror birth stories as there are from positive birth stories.

[ - ] ProudRebel 2 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 21:06:02 ago (+2/-0)

Congrats faggot!

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 8 monthsMar 10, 2024 07:11:43 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks nigger!

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 3 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 09:08:46 ago (+3/-0)

Same shit happened to mine. They should have done a c section there isn't any reason to put everyone through that shit.

[ - ] CasualObserver 6 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 09:39:24 ago (+6/-0)

my wife went through 2 births with zero pain meds and she came out the other side a stronger person. Much respect for not taking the easy way out.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 12:36:58 ago (+3/-0)

First two worked that way. Third had to be emergency cesarean due to kiddos heart stopping in contractions.

Granted with the natural no pain med method, labor was 6 hours max...starting contractions to holding baby.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 4 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 11:33:49 ago (+4/-0)

My first I had a little gas for part of it, my second was completely natural, I had an epidural at the end of this one (it just took the edge off slightly, so overrated) because it was minutes away from being an emergency Caesar.

@CasualObserver my first two births had me going into this one overly cocky! I have been much humbled and have changed a lot of perspectives on medications during birth and Caesars.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 11:25:47 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] BoozyB 3 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 08:53:10 ago (+3/-0)

Congratulations!

[ - ] con77 2 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 18:26:55 ago (+2/-0)

I hope hes a mans man

[ - ] watts2db 2 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 16:35:50 ago (+2/-0)

Comgrats man good job

[ - ] bossman131 1 point 8 monthsMar 10, 2024 08:07:11 ago (+1/-0)

Great, keep up the good work.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 2 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 16:24:27 ago (+2/-0)

Babies live for a while without breathing. As long as that placenta is still attached, they're getting what they need.

Home or hospital birth?

[ - ] Cunt [op] 3 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 17:20:02 ago (+3/-0)

I knew that before and I knew that after but in the moment it's pretty scary. It might have been only 3 seconds too but it felt like 10 minutes.

Hospital birth and I'm thankful for it. Always wanted a home birth and it would have been amazing for my first but couldn't afford it and it worked out best going to hospital for the second and third. Midwife lead care though makes a difference.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 20:41:22 ago (+1/-0)

I should have clarified, I was thinking unassisted home birth. The most cost-effective of all.

Distrusting the medical industrial complex, I've come to learn a LOT about industrialized childbirth.

For example, did you know that if your water breaks, that membrane can heal? Just avoid sex during that time, but the breaking of the water doesn't indicate when baby is coming. It's contractions. Dilation doesn't tell you either; it's contractions.

Anyway, feel free to reach out if you have any interest in hearing more. I'm not here to lecture.

Congratulations, and I wish exuberant health for you, baby, and the whole family.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 8 monthsMar 10, 2024 07:23:47 ago (+1/-0)

No I think midwives are extremely important, although I don't believe a qualification is necessary, as knowledge can come from experience and books etc. I would not consider a free/unassisted birth.

I do know a fair bit about the medical industrial complex and especially medicalised childbirth, and it has a LOT of negatives but does have it's place although it needs a firm support to manage.

did you know that if your water breaks, that membrane can heal?

No! Ive not heard that. Interested how that would heal because water breaking means the membrane has broken (which pops like a balloon) AND the mucus plus has gone. I have heard the mucus plug can regrow if lost early but not the amniotic sack.

The big thing about waters breaking is the infection risk but the biggest infection risk after waters breaking is cervical checks.

Always happy to chat about birth, feel free to make a post and tag me or pm.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 1 point 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 20:41:16 ago (+1/-0)

congrats to you and the mrs!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 20:02:45 ago (+1/-0)

Stupid kids. 8 more weeks until Mr. Cunt can get down to business again. I hope his son is worth it.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 8 monthsMar 10, 2024 07:34:18 ago (+0/-0)

People who have kids are nuts imo.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 23:06:10 ago (+0/-0)

Wtf! He doesn't have my eyes!

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 17:01:48 ago (+0/-0)

Did you skip the epidural? It's fairly common for women to think they won't need one then change their minds reallllll fuckin quick when the action starts.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 2 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 17:15:34 ago (+2/-0)

lol I did not. I didn't need one the first two times, I didn't even use any gas with #2. The first two were really not that bad for pain.

I changed my mind when I thought I was going to need a c section because it was so excruciatingly painful I knew there was something wrong. The boy didn't want to come out -also he was massive.

It did almost nothing for the labour pains but managed to take the edge off every so slightly enough to get the job done with some help (a little snip, and some pulling and turning baby by hand). The epidural was great for after pains, stitching and fundal "massage" (heavy kneading).

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 17:30:02 ago (+1/-0)

Wew. Better you than me!

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 8 monthsMar 9, 2024 12:03:04 ago (+1/-2)

Don't give him a faggy Jewish slave name, like John, or Luke.
Give him a good White name for a free man, like Bjorn.