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Four engineers get into a car, but the car won’t start...

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2024 13:19:11 ago (+30/-0)     (Jokes)

The Mechanical engineer says, "It's a broken starter."

The Electrical engineer says, "It's a dead battery."

The Chemical engineer says, "There must be impurities in the gasoline."

The IT engineer says, "Hey guys, I have an idea. How about we all get out of the car and get back in?"


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[ - ] con77 5 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2024 13:56:06 ago (+5/-0)

they were undocumented newcomers and carjacked another car

[ - ] Fascinus 6 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2024 14:20:10 ago (+6/-0)

That's why they were all engineers.

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 4 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2024 15:24:25 ago (+4/-0)

Irony being the first three are the only real engineers anyway. A certificate does not mean you went to engineering school.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 3 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2024 21:26:17 ago (+3/-0)

Thanks Alanis

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2024 00:58:50 ago (+2/-0)

The social engineer, after a lot of government funding, had the other four engineers in harnesses pulling the car.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2024 22:36:14 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2024 15:57:37 ago (+1/-0)

Nerd joke

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 4 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2024 16:28:43 ago (+4/-0)

🤓

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2024 16:40:07 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2024 17:20:31 ago (+1/-0)

No one cN devalue a property