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Caving seems fun
submitted by mikenigger to whatever 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2024 17:06:34 ago (+34/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/dyhsuv.mp4

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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2024 17:11:59 ago (+0/-0)

Just another stupid cunt looking for recognition as an explorer

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 8 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2024 17:16:24 ago (+8/-0)

Fuck that shit all the way.

[ + ] Darwintroll

[ - ] Darwintroll 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2024 18:28:42 ago (+4/-0)

Came here to say this verbatim.
Who needs this kind of stupid in their life.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2024 21:47:24 ago (+0/-0)

Were you around the last 4 years?

That'll give you your answer.

[ + ] Xantha

[ - ] Xantha 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2024 19:55:57 ago (+4/-0)

These are only harvestmen/daddy long legs, they're the only non-fucked up/peaceful member of the arachnid family. They're like little VW Beetles on stilts. Wouldn't want to be covered in any crawlies in general, but he lucked out here, there are way worse possibilities than these guys who just fumble away.

[ + ] MuricaPersonified

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2024 20:24:16 ago (+0/-0)

That was my first assumption as well, but it's hard to tell from the shitty resolution. In a couple of freeze frames it looked like they have segmented bodies... indicating actual spiders. Who knows. Cave morph creatures can be weird, such as the possibility of albino harvestmen.

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2024 22:30:56 ago (+0/-0)

Yup, one of the most horrifying ways to die I've heard of is getting stuck upside down in one of those caves.

[ + ] boogeyman

[ - ] boogeyman 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 25, 2024 11:50:21 ago (+0/-0)

https://cavehaven.com/nutty-putty-cave-accident/

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2024 17:40:55 ago (+0/-0)

Not sure if this or the guy who almost drowned is worse.

Circle of Hell reguardless.

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2024 18:31:40 ago (+3/-0)

Hard Pass!

[ - ] IsraelRespecter -4 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2024 18:35:54 ago (+0/-4)

Cave dwelling mayo monkey in it's natural habitat 😂😂😂

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2024 19:06:29 ago (+1/-0)

Ya that seems terrible

Now do it underwater

Humans are truly fucked up

[ + ] Gigglestick

[ - ] Gigglestick 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 25, 2024 08:10:54 ago (+1/-0)

I will never understand the frame of thought that goes into wanting to cabe-dive. It’s ridiculous.

[ - ] BoozyB 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2024 19:08:31 ago (+1/-0)

Nope

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2024 20:07:32 ago (+1/-1)

Spelunking is even more exciting when going into flutes, it's like what's in the video except they are vertical and you have to wedge yourself into the gap by inhaling in to hold so you can draw your footing up closer.

I really should get back into adventure sports.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2024 20:09:25 ago (+0/-0)

I can't even watch that without feeling a panic attack starting.

[ + ] Gigglestick

[ - ] Gigglestick 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 25, 2024 08:08:50 ago (+0/-0)

It’s definitely the tight space for me. Not that I like spiders…

[ - ] drhitler 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2024 20:38:43 ago (+2/-0)

I love listening to the cave diving horror stories

they are so relaxing

tbh i dont know why people bother, its not like ancient man could get down there and deposit treasures and i doubt you are going to come across some sunken temple either

[ + ] mikenigger

[ - ] mikenigger [op] 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 25, 2024 04:28:05 ago (+2/-0)

it's their only way of getting into a tight, moist space

[ + ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 25, 2024 03:26:56 ago (+0/-0)

You might find 100k dead nazis if you look in croatia

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2024 21:29:02 ago (+1/-0)

Play it backwards and it's like he never left New York!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2024 21:46:49 ago (+0/-0)

How'd he get the camera in front of him to get the shot?

[ + ] mikenigger

[ - ] mikenigger [op] 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 25, 2024 04:27:03 ago (+2/-0)