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Birds aren't real
submitted by mikenigger to whatever 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 17:09:21 ago (+30/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/8mej6h.mp4

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 18:09:44 ago (+3/-1)

Birds are really tasty.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 19:04:27 ago (+2/-0)

Those aren't birds! It's Soylent green.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 23:12:20 ago (+0/-0)

Darn tootin

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 20:53:51 ago (+1/-0)

That was the R2D2 reboot.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 19:13:59 ago (+1/-0)

Which came first: that bird or the recording of R2-D2?

[ - ] Panic 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 20:07:56 ago (+1/-0)

Not R2D2. Thaat is old fashioned dialup tones.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 20:55:00 ago (+0/-0)

Not enough SHHHHHHHH and too much EEEKAAAOOOOO.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 28, 2024 09:20:22 ago (+0/-0)

My family went without internet until 2006...then it was DSL. I skipped over the dialing a fax machine sounds.

[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 19:27:45 ago (+0/-0)

My money is on the egg.

[ - ] AttilaHitler 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 19:49:48 ago (+0/-0)

What have I been eating?!!?!?!

[ - ] GreenSaint -3 points 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 19:55:35 ago (+2/-5)

Oh Iv seen this before. Cool man. You know a cat would murder this beautiful creature cause it was bored. Support your local wildlife, kill the cats.

[ - ] firestation7 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 21:29:45 ago (+2/-0)

I was just thinking about sending you a special picture, but since you didn't ask I changed my mind.

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 27, 2024 22:04:21 ago (+1/-0)

Feel free anytime my sweet sunflower

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 28, 2024 03:26:38 ago (+2/-0)

Cats don't kill because they're bored, they kill because they're psychopaths

[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 28, 2024 10:04:17 ago (+2/-0)

Kill all cats.