What do niggers and bicycles have in common? - Upgoat

What do niggers and bicycles have in common?
submitted by 2Drunk to Jokes 1 yearMar 30, 2024 21:48:14 ago (+48/-2) (Jokes)

They do not work without chains.

[ - ] Spaceman84 11 points 1 yearMar 30, 2024 23:38:56 ago (+11/-0)

I want to hit them with my car

[ - ] Anus_Expander 7 points 1 yearMar 31, 2024 08:30:57 ago (+7/-0)

If you are driving and see a nigger riding a bicycle, do NOT run him over. It might be your bicycle.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 7 points 1 yearMar 31, 2024 01:04:46 ago (+7/-0)

Fatties love riding them.

[ - ] DeusExMachina 6 points 1 yearMar 30, 2024 23:01:10 ago (+6/-0)

You need to use your feet to get either of them to work.
One requires a kickstand to rest and the other requires a kickstand to make it work.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 4 points 1 yearMar 30, 2024 22:34:24 ago (+4/-0)

They have a similar intelligence level.

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 8 points 1 yearMar 31, 2024 00:08:16 ago (+8/-0)

A bike can shift between gears to achieve maximum velocity. A nigger has shit between his ears to achieve maximum atrocities.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 3 points 1 yearMar 31, 2024 01:51:12 ago (+3/-0)

Highly underrated comment!

[ - ] Hh 2 points 1 yearMar 31, 2024 11:23:27 ago (+2/-0)

What don't they have in common? The bike doesn't sing when you put a chain on it.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 1 point 1 yearMar 31, 2024 13:44:02 ago (+1/-0)

They both used to belong to a white person.