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Duckfaces are haram

submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 1.2 yearsApr 21, 2024 13:34:37 ago (+46/-4)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/g7alhk.mp4



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[ - ] yesiknow 8 points 1.2 yearsApr 21, 2024 13:42:50 ago (+8/-0)

cat was right

[ - ] fnbs 2 points 1.2 yearsApr 21, 2024 13:56:34 ago (+3/-1)

Cats are always right

[ - ] GreenSaint -3 points 1.2 yearsApr 21, 2024 19:47:06 ago (+0/-3)

Cats always get put right in the cage and tossed right off the side of the boat

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 6 points 1.2 yearsApr 21, 2024 14:07:51 ago (+9/-3)

....that toxoplasmosis monster just came out of it's shit box and no doubt didn't lick all the shit debris from it's paws....but I'm sure that after that lip smash much of the residual feline fecal matter dislodged from in between it's toes

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 5 points 1.2 yearsApr 21, 2024 14:11:40 ago (+6/-1)

🤮 thanks for that

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 4 points 1.2 yearsApr 21, 2024 15:54:07 ago (+4/-0)

...any time dangus

[ - ] BulletStopper 4 points 1.2 yearsApr 21, 2024 15:28:04 ago (+4/-0)

Cat knows that sometimes you have to slap the staff around to get them to act right.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 1.2 yearsApr 21, 2024 17:35:31 ago (+3/-0)

Top Kek!

[ - ] GreatSatan -3 points 1.2 yearsApr 21, 2024 18:54:46 ago (+0/-3)

Cats are fucking parasites

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1.2 yearsApr 21, 2024 17:34:55 ago (+3/-1)

Islam is right about women.

And faggots.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 1 point 1.2 yearsApr 21, 2024 18:04:41 ago (+1/-0)

Islam is right about women.

And faggots.

atheists lol christianity (which is religion) is fake

also atheists

Islam is right about women.(which is also a religion)

i can only laugh at the contradiction

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 21, 2024 19:43:39 ago (+0/-0)

Que?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 22, 2024 13:08:17 ago (+0/-0)

why are roasties like this

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 1.2 yearsApr 22, 2024 16:01:33 ago (+0/-1)

Because you forgot to keep your pimp hand strong.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 21, 2024 19:12:20 ago (+0/-0)

I watch a lot of those funny animals videos (so sue me) and most of the time it's a pet that's untrained because the woman is an idiot. One I see a lot is a woman whose dog never listens to her but does everything her boyfriend tells it.

They can't even be the alpha with their pets but they think they should be able to vote.

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 21, 2024 18:52:03 ago (+0/-0)

I know what duck face means but I like ducks. I know they’re unrelated. Man today I brought all this bread to feed the ducks and these little gay ducks didn’t even show up. Bro I could feed you for 3 generations. You were at this pond for 4 days straight and the day I bring food you don’t show up. Damn ducks I’m just hauling around bread for no reason. Bunch of asshole ducks.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 21, 2024 17:11:16 ago (+0/-0)

They say that cats are “friends of Allah”

…except for Sister Minnie. She is possessed by Iblis:

https://youtube.com/shorts/yNHGlsvXiQw?si=j54fcCgzu7M2RFAt

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1.2 yearsApr 21, 2024 17:36:17 ago (+1/-0)

Go back in your flat and be quiet.