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i swear we live in nonsense land part 1

submitted by DoYouEvenShit to Rants 1 yearMay 1, 2024 10:27:47 ago (+2/-3)     (Rants)

I was driving around yesterday and I noticed (again) that each and every single person I saw driving an SUV was in it by themselves and they weren't hauling anything.

I rode in my friend's SUV today and he doesn't even have any items in the fucking vehicle nor would he ever haul anything nor would he ever have more than 1 other person in the vehicle or transport anything inside of it. And on top of all this he doesn't even have money to spare to drive that gas hog around. Why. The. Fuck. Do people buy these vehicles? Do I even need to say anything about women? God, the only time I ever saw a woman "use" an SUV is when they were riding in the passenger seat and there were kids in the car. Every other time I see a woman in an SUV she's driving it alone and I don't remember 1 instance where they had kids that were* with them, except my sister (who is a terrible mother and almost the epitome of the dark state of western culture minus apparent sexual degeneracy, thank fuck)

I went out to eat for the first time in a long time and yep, people are tipping 30-50 fucking percent with the common 100-200% tip thrown in. I knew this is where tipping was going and this is why I've always hated it. I was traveling about a year ago and INSTANTLY - first restaurant - I'm with some clown I met out and about, and he's harassing me into leaving a 200% tip at a place that doesn't even have tipping. Of course it was an American. These people need a beating and to be robbed afterwards just to send a message. And it needs to happen as many times as needed until they die or get the message.

Next rant will be on the professional field and how it is not the "honor" it was pitched as. No time to keep writing now


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[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1 yearMay 1, 2024 19:12:35 ago (+1/-0)

My van has random tools scattered around, and I never eat out = never tip.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1 yearMay 1, 2024 13:40:50 ago (+1/-0)

When I had a 4runner, I carried all kinds of cargo in it.

[ - ] JosephGoebbels 1 point 1 yearMay 1, 2024 11:39:56 ago (+1/-0)

I drive my truck empty and tip based on performance, just to piss off whiny little have nots like you right off.

This means it's working!

Cry moar broke fag

[ - ] DoYouEvenShit [op] 1 point 1 yearMay 1, 2024 15:59:36 ago (+1/-0)

Faggot as described in the OP detected.

Loser! Take your L and pound sand weirdo

[ - ] firestation7 1 point 1 yearMay 1, 2024 10:59:28 ago (+1/-0)

I have a van with a capacity of 12. My wife and children and I take up 10.

[ - ] CoinQuest 1 point 1 yearMay 1, 2024 17:09:03 ago (+1/-0)

Good job! My family only fills 6 of the 7 seats in my car. I also use it with the seats down to haul goods for mu bussines.

[ - ] firestation7 0 points 1 yearMay 3, 2024 05:49:29 ago (+0/-0)

Oh yeah! My van is basically a moving van if I take the seats all out.

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 1 yearMay 1, 2024 10:39:30 ago (+1/-0)

I farted.