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WE WUZ MUDUSA

submitted by boekanier to funny 1 weekMay 9, 2024 01:18:20 ago (+39/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 20 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 02:05:44 ago (+20/-0)

No one had to teach me that niggers are ugly. When you see ugly, you know it.

[ - ] GreatSatan 2 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 06:40:53 ago (+2/-0)

Then why did god create them?

[ - ] Monica 5 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 09:11:57 ago (+5/-0)

Food for tigers.

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 3 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 10:58:14 ago (+3/-0)

It's a fallen world. Some Edomite fucked an ape and here we are, pretending we're related.

[ - ] boekanier [op] 2 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 08:50:21 ago (+2/-0)

maybe to bother whites

[ - ] fnbs 1 point 1 weekMay 9, 2024 10:41:35 ago (+1/-0)

jews need pets

[ - ] recon_johnny 0 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 11:14:15 ago (+0/-0)

Paraphrasing Butters, without darkness there’s no light. Without evil, there is no good.

The only way to appreciate beauty is if one has experienced the ugly…but you have had to have been shown something really good before. So…we needto take the bad with the good, so in looking at them, one experiences a beautiful sadness.

Something like that.

[ - ] GreatSatan -1 points 1 weekMay 10, 2024 03:45:19 ago (+0/-1)

Christians think their god is all good though

[ - ] recon_johnny 0 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 11:05:03 ago (+0/-0)

The absolute truth, there

[ - ] con77 14 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 02:55:30 ago (+14/-0)

So desperate

[ - ] recon_johnny 0 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 11:15:36 ago (+0/-0)

It’s all so fucking tiresome and pathetic

[ - ] Rowdybme 8 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 04:20:11 ago (+8/-0)

Said no one ever for a black woman.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 7 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 07:43:49 ago (+7/-0)

Jamal and the Negronauts.

[ - ] scoopadoop 1 point 1 weekMay 9, 2024 14:12:47 ago (+1/-0)

underrated comment

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 7 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 05:08:15 ago (+7/-0)

I'm surprised they didn't go with "she just made them hard as a rock". Missed opportunity, but what can you expect from low IQ apes?

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 07:15:56 ago (+2/-0)

Well that would at least make it most likely that the meme was created by current niggers (you know use current idioms and assuming they were a thing in the past too)

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 4 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 02:11:28 ago (+4/-0)

Where in the whoring fuck did that come from...no fucking nigger would have the depth of conscience to make such a meme, it's more of a (((commercial))) agit prop.

[ - ] Monica 2 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 09:15:50 ago (+2/-0)

That one White friend of jamal came up with it while smoking a blunt at shaniqua's crib. Or like you said it's communist propaganda to further take from White culture to upset the White people and cause more divide. niggers believe in magic so it's easy to tell them something retarded and have them believe it.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 1 weekMay 10, 2024 18:13:27 ago (+0/-0)

@Monica...and you are absolutely correct about niggers believing in magic, that's what VOODOO is, niggers are extremely superstitious...I remember one time in Jamaica when I was in an undisclosed area "of production" and I had to go into the upper elevations but before we could make the trek Iit was required that a "White" woman lead the way up behind the two machette choppers (they hack the thistle vines that overgrow the trails immediately after being hacked the day prior), the reason for the White woman is that her presence wards off the snakes...we know it's a bullshit myth but they are serious, and besides, it's their territory but they were loyal to me/us...QUOTE..."BOSS WE SLIT THE THROAT OF WHO TURNS ON YOU"...I didn't give a fuck what they believed in, they were vital to our "workings"...(another story one day)

[ - ] McNasty 2 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 09:11:14 ago (+2/-0)

Lol. The nigger thinks that white people can't have dreadlocks and doesn't understand that white people don't have dreadlocks because they wash their hair and not because it's impossible or that they have never seen it.

[ - ] The_Reunto 0 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 20:44:06 ago (+0/-0)

*White

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 07:14:31 ago (+2/-0)

Lol the funny part is that the "dreds=sneaks" is the most coherent point of anything the we wuz crowd ever came up with.

[ - ] puppy528 2 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 09:56:23 ago (+2/-0)

So, to punish Medusa, Athena cursed her and made her ugly by transforming her hair into dreadlocks. Hmm, I might actually buy this one.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 1 weekMay 9, 2024 10:08:07 ago (+1/-0)

Wait did I get something wrong, didn't Posaidon curse her after he raped her or something?

But its even funnier that way.

[ - ] puppy528 1 point 1 weekMay 9, 2024 10:25:30 ago (+1/-0)

Either there's a Mandela effect going on, or I was absolutely taught the wrong story as a kid. I just looked it up, and it seems your version is the correct one, but what I was taught was that Medusa went around telling her sisters that she was more beautiful than Athena herself, so Athena cursed her to be hideous, and transformed her into something so hideous as to frighten anyone who looked upon her into stone.

[ - ] Trollasaurus 1 point 1 weekMay 11, 2024 22:19:51 ago (+1/-0)

Not the correct telling of the story but still a better one than the Ovid version.

[ - ] scoopadoop 1 point 1 weekMay 9, 2024 14:18:31 ago (+1/-0)

Zeus wanted to bang Medusa, but she refused, and as we all know, Zeus does not take no for an answer, so he chased after her. She ran to the temple of Athena and begged her for protection from Zeus, but Athena cannot stand up to her father. And so Zeus raped Medusa on the floor of Athena's temple, right in front of her shrine. When he was done and left, Athena took pity on Medusa and turned her into a gorgon, an ugly monster, so that no one would ever want to rape her again. Not the way I would have handled it but the Greek gods were pretty whacky.

[ - ] Trollasaurus 1 point 1 weekMay 11, 2024 22:14:33 ago (+1/-0)

So, this is the Ovid telling of the story, not the original Hesiod version. For context, Ovid was a Roman writer, not a Greek writer, who lived several hundred years after Hesiod, the original writer of Medusa's story. Thus, the Ovid version of the story should actually use the Roman gods. Your story is that Neptune (Roman equivalent to Poseidon) raped Medusa and Minerva (Roman equivalent to Athena) punished Medusa for this instead of punishing Neptune.

It's important to contextualize this story, as Ovid was a writer who had problems with authority and was exiled from the Roman Empire. His mythological poetry is generally understood as a form of political critique towards authority figures, represented by the gods. That's why in a lot of Ovid's retelling of pre-existing myths (such as this one) the Gods are depicted as being massive assholes towards mortals, often including elements of rape that weren't previously there.

The correct version, the Hesiod tale, is that Medusa was a follower of Athena and as part of her vows to the goddess was to remain a virgin. She was so beautiful that Poseidon seduced her and she had willing relations with him inside the temple of Athena. As such, Athena punished her not only for breaking her vows but also for directly insulting Athena by having relations in the temple.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 15:23:41 ago (+0/-0)

Soo what was the story about her sister, weren't they turned too?

turned her into a gorgon, an ugly monster, so that no one would ever want to rape her again


Here we see that back then the Greeks were white, as niggers and sand browns don't care they efen rape 90 yo grandmas in wheelchairs.

[ - ] Trollasaurus 2 points 1 weekMay 11, 2024 22:18:55 ago (+2/-0)

I encourage you to read my response on the clarification of the original Medusa myth. As to where the story of the sisters came from, I don't recall Hesiod ever talking about where they actually came from other than the fact that they were Medusa's sisters. Presumably, they should've stayed human. But I guess Athena cursed them too or something.

[ - ] Monica 0 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 09:14:30 ago (+0/-0)

The nigger that made this had one White friend that was stoned and came up with the idea.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 1 weekMay 9, 2024 10:31:22 ago (+1/-0)

You is mud usa

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 weekMay 10, 2024 10:28:42 ago (+0/-0)

Braided hair has been in every culture on Earth forever

[ - ] drhitler 1 point 1 weekMay 9, 2024 07:22:48 ago (+1/-0)

Those pictures of niggers turned white are the ugliest people i have ever seen

[ - ] scoopadoop 0 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 14:11:51 ago (+0/-0)

they will literally steal anything

[ - ] hylo 0 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 08:56:36 ago (+0/-0)

At this point they replaced every aspect of the story.

[ - ] recon_johnny 0 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 11:17:59 ago (+0/-0)

Which is the objective