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Jeff Bozos' Totally Real Amazon.com basement office

submitted by Sheitstrom to whatever 1 weekMay 9, 2024 05:18:23 ago (+21/-0)     (truthpuke.com)

http://truthpuke.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/2024-05-07_15-35-55.png

Jeff Bozos' grandpa helped start ARPA, which became DARPA. Ie, DARPANet which became, you know, the internet.

But Jeff was a totally real computer nerd who started Amazon.com in his basement! Look at this real, not staged picture! It has a graffiti-style sign, like real hackers! He has Hollywood-movie style overstuffed Christmastree-light extension cords! Just look at all those power cords!

Jeff is just like us. A hardworking guy whose grandpa worked for the Atomic Energy Commission, then headed a 26,000 person government agency, and then started the internet. Totally legit guys!


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[ - ] Monica 2 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 10:02:35 ago (+2/-0)

Why does a basement have windows like that.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 5 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 10:12:29 ago (+5/-0)

[ - ] Localuser 2 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 09:48:20 ago (+2/-0)

Everything is fake and gay

[ - ] Bstream 1 point 1 weekMay 9, 2024 17:04:23 ago (+1/-0)

Just like that son of that famous wealthy WA lawyer, who was son of a federal banker (gates), just like that congress members kid who was super super frugal and smart and turned billionaire and member of a jewish golf something (buffet), etc.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 1 weekMay 9, 2024 13:21:53 ago (+1/-0)

Never seen a basement with bay windows before.

[ - ] GottaGasEmAll 0 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 17:24:18 ago (+0/-0)

In the early years of amazon I ordered 1 thing and it took like 6 months to receive it. I didn't use the website for the next 10 years after that.

[ - ] mikenigger -1 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 11:53:17 ago (+1/-2)

it's a dot com boom company and was a penny stock for years, cope more

[ - ] Sleazy -2 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 07:22:57 ago (+1/-3)

png? what the fuck it that? data mining bullshit

[ - ] Monica 4 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 09:59:19 ago (+4/-0)

png is not a data mining image file format. It doesn't use exif data but has other data stored like file size and other things... It's been used since 1994. I'm not saying it's totally 'safe' but it's used in everything from websites to creating apps to game dev to video editing software.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PNG
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/9542359/does-png-contain-exif-data-like-jpg

[ - ] Bstream 0 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 17:01:03 ago (+0/-0)

Patricians Network Graphics

[ - ] GreatSatan -2 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 06:52:18 ago (+1/-3)

You sound jealous

[ - ] Sheitstrom [op] 4 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 06:58:24 ago (+4/-0)

I'm jealous of of that sweet, strategically off-level "amazon.com" sign! Bezos is just that real!

[ - ] vol09877 -5 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 08:52:37 ago (+0/-5)

you crated a post to complain like a little bitch? yes loser, you arent bezos and youll never be, just mediocre faggot earning minimun wage till you are death

[ - ] Crackinjokes 3 points 1 weekMay 9, 2024 11:11:02 ago (+3/-0)

Point is bezos success very likely came from behind the scenes guided government hands since his grandfather was so high up in DARPA the secret project agency.

[ - ] Sheitstrom [op] 1 point 1 weekMay 9, 2024 10:03:38 ago (+1/-0)

Why hello Mr. Crankypants...