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I hate'em. I hate'em. I hate'em. The world is fucked. We're all in a dystopian nightmare or CERN knocked us into a different uuniverse where everything is gay

submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to MeanwhileOnReddit 1 yearMay 13, 2024 21:55:31 ago (+38/-0)     (www.reddit.com)

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1cr4yi6/matching_nails_paint_with_wife/



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[ - ] ManwiththeNewspaper 13 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 22:52:00 ago (+13/-0)

The collapse will sort them out.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 4 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 23:13:47 ago (+4/-0)

Please God, I don't ever ask for much but please give me this. amen

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 1 point 1 yearMay 14, 2024 09:27:41 ago (+1/-0)

"I don't ask for much, but could you do another once-in-the-Bible annihilation event like The Flood or Sodom and Gomorrah?"

The closer we come to modernity in the Bible, the more you find God using men to rout out the the scourge.

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 23:25:31 ago (+0/-0)

The more you read the bible the more you realize its FULL of nonsensical mumbo jumbo written by man to control the sheeples.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 07:11:26 ago (+0/-0)

The only proper response to such faggotry.

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist -2 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 23:20:51 ago (+0/-2)

isn't this all part of his plan ?

[ - ] Salacious_Salicylic 3 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 06:27:16 ago (+3/-0)

Sorta. This kind of faggoty bullshit is what happens when nations abandon their faith. Usually after a few generations people realize that without God we collectively spiral into narcissistic faggotry, but sometimes you double down so hard you end up as jews.

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 23:23:17 ago (+0/-0)

I disagree, no one needs the fear of god to do good and if so you are the psychopath.

God created the gays, homosexuality is everywhere in nature it is normal. (Not agreeing with woke or trans BS here)

What about muslims, they are VERY faithful to their god belief, how are they doing ?

[ - ] Salacious_Salicylic 0 points 1 yearMay 15, 2024 11:10:06 ago (+0/-0)

Last I checked they're still throwing fags off buildings, so pretty good.

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 0 points 1 yearMay 15, 2024 12:38:51 ago (+0/-0)

HAHA yes but did their strong beliefs stop the creation of gays ? gays still exist...

Mysterious ways ain't it ?

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 04:36:18 ago (+0/-0)

What if the faggots kill us all with Terminators? We might be reaching that point.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 12 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 22:18:18 ago (+12/-0)

Holy shit, the absolute faggotry in that thread. "Men" shouldn't paint their nails, that's given. The fact that they feel so comfortable admitting is what's really fucked up. It was better when a dude with painted nails got his ass kicked on general principle.

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 23:17:20 ago (+3/-0)

I remember those days.

[ - ] paul_neri 3 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 01:19:04 ago (+3/-0)

Do you Fascinus? And what colour were your fingernails painted?

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 01:35:47 ago (+3/-0)

Look at you gettin' sassy!

Never had 'em painted and I imagine I never will.

How about you, you crotchety old queen?

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 yearMay 14, 2024 01:38:43 ago (+1/-0)

Wot you f..ken on 'bout, mate? Me! I'm a red blooded aussie male from the burbs.Je-sus! What a question to ask!

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 01:43:00 ago (+2/-0)

For such a butch specimen, you certainly carry on like a poof.

You Aussies familiar with the saying "If it quacks like a duck..."?

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 1 yearMay 14, 2024 07:59:44 ago (+1/-0)

I remember that saying “if it quacks like a duck, neri paints his nails with nigger semen” or some similar rendition.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1 yearMay 14, 2024 07:12:29 ago (+1/-0)

you crotchety old queen

🤣

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 08:17:16 ago (+0/-0)

Yes I thought it was funny too. At least he didn't say crotchety old queer but I guess the meaning is the same.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 08:23:49 ago (+2/-0)

I just hope the shittalk is received better than the generic "KYS Queeri".

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 08:26:20 ago (+0/-0)*

I love the attention in whatever form.You're absolutely right, it is pathetic.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 08:31:45 ago (+2/-0)

KYS, Queeri

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1 yearMay 14, 2024 08:46:39 ago (+1/-0)

Damn, I forgot the comma.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 08:34:49 ago (+0/-0)

Just for once or every now and again...how about "crotchety old queen"?

[ - ] Belfuro 1 point 1 yearMay 14, 2024 00:43:59 ago (+1/-0)

Thank you for using the correct noun. Faggot. Not gay.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 01:00:30 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 1 yearMay 14, 2024 02:15:09 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] dulcima 6 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 22:53:59 ago (+6/-0)

My brother (21) paints his nails every so often (probably more than his gf). He wore a dress and painted his nails pink when he went to see the Barbie movie because why the hell not.

Quite.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 5 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 23:17:34 ago (+5/-0)

I doubt if he's faced a single difficult day in his life.

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 01:20:33 ago (+2/-0)

Possibly but I'd imagine he'd face a difficult night walking around Melbourne like that!

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 1 yearMay 14, 2024 02:05:25 ago (+1/-0)

...after you and your shirt-lifting mates had your way with him, that is.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1 yearMay 14, 2024 07:55:44 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 yearMay 14, 2024 08:13:45 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks bro. Right on both accounts.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 02:15:47 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 02:28:24 ago (+0/-0)

Too much porn.

[ - ] NoSalvation 3 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 03:30:41 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 07:15:45 ago (+0/-0)

Fuckin' lizards.

[ - ] con77 3 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 22:44:18 ago (+3/-0)

Shims wearing a buttplug too

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 23:03:37 ago (+0/-0)

Lol

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 00:18:27 ago (+2/-0)

You don't hate them more than I...but (((they))) will do themselves in eventually...the suspense is giving me hives...

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 13:12:03 ago (+0/-0)

I wish there was a machine that we could be hooked up to in order to measure levels of hate. It would catch on fire with me or say "one at a time, please".

[ - ] Salacious_Salicylic 1 point 1 yearMay 14, 2024 06:30:57 ago (+1/-0)

Further splitting into morlocks and eloi.

Where are the morlock women at though?

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 1 yearMay 14, 2024 01:16:03 ago (+1/-0)

Cern knocked us into the only reality that exists. Which is gay

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 02:19:32 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1 yearMay 14, 2024 00:42:08 ago (+1/-0)

"Wife"

[ - ] Badgeroo 1 point 1 yearMay 14, 2024 00:20:08 ago (+1/-0)

My wife would divorce me if I done that.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 yearMay 14, 2024 01:23:22 ago (+1/-0)

You hope she would but maybe, you know, she likes guys with a feminine side?

[ - ] Merlynn 1 point 1 yearMay 13, 2024 23:40:43 ago (+1/-0)

He painted his nails. We got ass faggots trying to legalize raping kids. We got niggers raping and murdering and stealing everything they can. We got jews ripping us off every which way while degenerating our society to shit.

And you want me to care some beta cuck faggot got his nails done? Priorities.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1 yearMay 14, 2024 02:17:06 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] AttilaHitler 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 05:59:43 ago (+0/-0)

If a White man decides to paint his nails(or do anything else)it will be a superior result to any other person painting their nails.
Duh

[ - ] Hermes 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 03:31:27 ago (+0/-0)

I hope they all die of aids.

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 02:27:22 ago (+0/-0)

Seems that cosmetics industry marketing was successful.

[ - ] beece 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 00:52:56 ago (+0/-0)

Well I laughed. Futhermore, if I want to paint my nails, fuck off. Thats my business. The fucking things get chipped all the time and I get these hang nails that catch on everything. Wind up chewing them down. Then they get fucked up again. Thats from working with rocks, so fuck off.

I should paint them, just havent gotten around to it yet is all. Getting sick of them bleeding when I chew them down, which I've been doing for years.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 yearMay 14, 2024 01:21:41 ago (+1/-0)

It's probably nervousness, beece? You know, worry about the war an' all?

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 yearMay 14, 2024 01:24:48 ago (+1/-0)

"if I want to paint my nails, fuck off. Thats my business."

beece! I'm floored. You're showing us another side to you! Your...your feminine side you little sweetie, you!

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1 yearMay 14, 2024 07:19:39 ago (+1/-0)

People who perform physical labor may need to maintain their body in ways the average person doesn't.

[ - ] Localuser 1 point 1 yearMay 14, 2024 01:26:14 ago (+1/-0)

Faggot detected

[ - ] Salacious_Salicylic 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 06:29:42 ago (+0/-0)

You would not do well as a plumber.

[ - ] DoughGoy 0 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 23:52:54 ago (+0/-0)

She likes it, because it show to other people that she is a boss bitch who can control her man and make him do whatever she wants.
Her and Chad will have a laugh about him next time she goes over to Chad's to bring him some pussy.

[ - ] Sal_180 -2 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 02:26:57 ago (+0/-2)

And you probably laugh at how "snowflakes" get "triggered" at shit but this annoys you. Congratulations, you're an idiot