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Great-Tailed Grackles in Cancun

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Nature 11 monthsMay 16, 2024 08:21:20 ago (+17/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/xndnsu.mp4

We don’t have these in the Northeast


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[ - ] drstrangergov 5 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2024 08:39:36 ago (+5/-0)

We call that "nature" its great

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 6 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2024 09:16:09 ago (+6/-0)

Please accept this morning’s Grackle porn:

https://files.catbox.moe/1kw3tm.mp4

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2024 09:30:11 ago (+0/-0)

Even the crows are classy in Cancun.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 4 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2024 09:48:30 ago (+4/-0)

We have tons of these asshole birds in Texas. They’re bigger niggers than even seagulls. They’ll take a croissant off your plate or right out of your hand. They work in teams, one rodeo clown to draw your attention, while another does the snatching. Then they’ll fight over the score, just like niggers.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2024 16:37:12 ago (+0/-0)

As something that is not currently happening to me, this sounds hilarious.

[ - ] WNwoman 4 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2024 09:21:28 ago (+4/-0)

Where are you staying in Cancun? Last time we went last September we forked over a lot to stay at a really nice resort but sadly a large group of nogs ruined it for us. Daily twerking on the ledge of the pool and blasting nog music on their speakers.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 11 monthsMay 16, 2024 20:21:29 ago (+1/-0)

Should have complained and started into charge-backs.

[ - ] drhitler 2 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2024 20:06:48 ago (+2/-0)

MA!!

HEY MA!!

COME CHECK OUT THIS WEIRD FUCKING BIRD

[ - ] SocksOnCats 2 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2024 12:13:53 ago (+2/-0)

Man I hope you're having a great time!

[ - ] con77 2 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2024 09:46:47 ago (+2/-0)

So the world doesn't end at the Hudson river?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 11 monthsMay 16, 2024 16:36:27 ago (+1/-0)

Cancun? Is this the same bigguyfromqueens who was so hard up for money he was taking donations not very long ago?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2024 00:41:17 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah. I’m down here for Medical. And to whomever asked me about a whorehouse, I would never EVER patronize one—even though I enjoy joking about stuff like that:

https://files.catbox.moe/jscskw.jpeg


[ - ] Lordbananafist 1 point 11 monthsMay 16, 2024 11:15:52 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] goatfugee12 1 point 11 monthsMay 16, 2024 09:32:49 ago (+1/-0)

how was the brothels in Cancun? don't lie to us

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 11 monthsMay 16, 2024 09:21:49 ago (+1/-0)

Their average lifespan is 17 years. They're like an oversized blackbird.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 11 monthsMay 17, 2024 00:08:18 ago (+0/-0)

That's a Grackle.
They migrate north and live in parking lots.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 0 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2024 15:16:05 ago (+0/-0)

I'm glad you left your hotel room for a change, big guy!

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 0 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2024 10:51:15 ago (+0/-0)

Starlings take over the feeder and pretend they are red-wing blackbirds. Not fooled here.
When I chase them off they start cawing like big tough ravens.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2024 10:13:45 ago (+0/-0)*

Many people from Western countries notice something intangibly alluring when they excurse to the ‘third world’. Something they can’t quite put their finger on, a quality of life that isn’t “better” on the surface—in the classical sense—but increasingly tugs at the hem, like an unruly child who may seem annoying at first, but quickly turns quaintly adorable.

The average person isn’t equipped to describe, precisely, this difference. But they feel it in their bones, drink of it in the air and atmosphere, and it leaves them gripped by an unexpected passion after the embers of the trip have cooled; an urgency of nostalgia soon forms to experience it again.

https://darkfutura.substack.com/p/greener-pastures?utm_source=profile&utm_medium=reader2

Check it out and see what you think.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 11 monthsMay 16, 2024 09:16:04 ago (+1/-1)

Looks like a common crow. They’re everywhere in Texas.