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How can you tell if a redneck is jewish?

submitted by oyveyo to Jokes 11 monthsMay 24, 2024 06:45:34 ago (+16/-0)     (Jokes)

talmud flaps


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[ - ] NoSalvation 7 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2024 08:28:46 ago (+7/-0)

Secret farm tunnels

[ - ] 2Drunk 5 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2024 10:07:39 ago (+5/-0)

His cows have nose rings and purple hair.

[ - ] con77 5 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2024 07:27:21 ago (+5/-0)

Charges guests for the keg

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2024 11:12:30 ago (+3/-0)

I know some jews who were born and raised as redneck Christians. Its funny. One dude, I swear, he looks like the fuckin merchant meme and was telling me one time that he was "Irish" and I laughed my ass off and told him to his face "no, you're a jew".

I know another family who are kikes and hid amongst us until recently they came out as jews. The dad proudly told a few people that they were jews and right in front of everybody and God I said "oh so you see us all as goyim" and he started up his backup motor "oh no no we're not religious" and I was like "but you just told us all that you're all jews". They avoid me now. My son was in the same grade and friends with their son and I no longer allow him around them and I know it stings their jewish asses. Also, their son grew out this big ass mullet and it looks like a jew fro and like he puts jerrycurl juice in it. Fucking disgusting. I got my son making fun of it too. I have nothing against mullets as long as its white people. Hell I had one for years.

These slimey fucks live amongst us.

[ - ] con77 2 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2024 16:27:19 ago (+2/-0)

Jewfros are hideous and hilarious!

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 3 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2024 07:29:44 ago (+3/-0)

Mullet with payot.

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 11 monthsMay 24, 2024 07:31:03 ago (+1/-0)

geez. Are they disguising themselves as rural Southerners now?

[ - ] SumerBreeze 3 points 11 monthsMay 24, 2024 09:01:06 ago (+3/-0)

Reminder that the KKK was created by Judah P. Benjamin, and was renamed from the KNIGHTS OF THE GOLDEN CIRCLE (literal kikel) before he ran back to England to be the Queen’s Council for Lancastershire.

The financing of the KKK would be provided by Dr. Kuttner Baruch of the (((B’nai B’rith))) and was already financing the SECESSIONIST MOVEMENT in Charleston.

Interesting how kikeniggers have always pushed for division of the country.