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I'll just leave this here.

submitted by oyveyo to Jokes 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 02:54:47 ago (+16/-2)     (upjoke.com)

https://upjoke.com

^ upjoke


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[ - ] Crackinjokes 7 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 06:38:14 ago (+7/-0)

Under

Dance


I went to a dance.
First they played 'Jump', so I jumped.

Then they played 'The Twist', so I twisted.

Then they played 'Come On Eileen', so I got kicked out.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 06:23:02 ago (+2/-0)

All those categories and no nigger or jew jokes? Lame!

[ - ] Monica 1 point 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 13:49:36 ago (+1/-0)

How many jews does it take to screw in a nigger?

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 19:11:25 ago (+0/-0)

A dozen or so merchants in Africa, a shipowner and possibly jewish captain and first mate, at least another dozen auction house workers, and the rest to promote equal rights.

I'm going out on a limb here by saying "all of them".

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 03:10:42 ago (+2/-0)

Oh for fucks sake.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 13:24:50 ago (+0/-0)

It's probably listed on there somewhere!

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 14:02:14 ago (+0/-0)

Hint: you can put your own words in (edit the URL). e.g. https://upjoke.com/jew-jokes

[ - ] Stonkmar 0 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 13:45:21 ago (+0/-0)

I got a bunch of server errors

[ - ] Nietzsche 0 points 11 monthsMay 29, 2024 09:41:21 ago (+0/-0)

If only kohlrabi jokes wasn't broken...