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(((Hammer))) time

submitted by ProudRebel to Jokes 11 monthsMay 31, 2024 17:40:51 ago (+30/-0)     (Jokes)

If you give a White man a hammer he will use it to build civilization.

If you give a nigger a hammer he will use it to kill the White man.

If you give an asian a hammer he will make 100 more exactly like it.

If you give a jew a hammer he will give it to an asian who will make 100 hammers to give to niggers.


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[ - ] Peleg 8 points 11 monthsMay 31, 2024 18:29:20 ago (+8/-0)

If you give a jew a hammer he will give


LOL. A jew "giving" anything.
Yeah right.

If you give a jew a hammer he will let the asian make 100 just like it and then sell them to the niggers.

[ - ] texasblood 4 points 11 monthsMay 31, 2024 18:24:30 ago (+4/-0)

Made In America!

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 11 monthsMay 31, 2024 21:51:06 ago (+2/-0)

If you give a jew a hammer, he will SELL it to an asian at a 500% markup.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 01:16:50 ago (+2/-0)

Apparently you’ve never been “chinked” before.

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 11 monthsMay 31, 2024 20:02:55 ago (+2/-0)

I like it.

[ - ] NoSalvation 1 point 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 02:33:53 ago (+1/-0)

I cleaned up the atticand now i can't find my Hammer.
She is getting impatient. Put painting back up

[ - ] clymer -1 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 07:02:22 ago (+0/-1)

if you give a jew a hammer he will, replicate the design (originally by a white man of nordic stock) and then setup contract manufacturing in asia to mass produce them using substandard alloy, then - using usury debt-based financing at 7.9% compounded interest, sell them through harbor freight where they will be purchased by niggerz, spics, slavs, appalachian poor whites in west virginia and other generally less desirables. The real genius is that the jew printed the money that was lent to harbor freight corp. (the jap asians know enough not to use cheap steel)