A fried chiggum every 5 feet, "sprint" at a fast waddle for 2 feet, beetus meds for recovery, 10 white soys catering to it's every need. I could see it happening as a game.
I can see it having one of those retarded skills and abilities trees and hotkeys that are more complicated than the excuses the fat nerd playing the game gives for being a fatty.
"This rune of ultimate fitness here, parkourmaxxed, high stealth and acrobatic armour with Transgender Camouflage buff and BLM flag... OMG BAKA NANI FINALLY A GAME THAT REPRESENTS ME ACCURATELY"
Sadly, yes. Tho I do try and avoid it where I can.
But that's why you always pirate first then pay for a license when it's on discount at $5 on steam. In that case you've already found the goyslop and purged it without paying or pay what it's actually worth later on if it's slop free (which does happen)
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[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2
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[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 13:18:35 ago (+1/-0)
"This rune of ultimate fitness here, parkourmaxxed, high stealth and acrobatic armour with Transgender Camouflage buff and BLM flag... OMG BAKA NANI FINALLY A GAME THAT REPRESENTS ME ACCURATELY"
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 11 monthsJun 1, 2024 13:15:08 ago (+0/-0)
But that's why you always pirate first then pay for a license when it's on discount at $5 on steam. In that case you've already found the goyslop and purged it without paying or pay what it's actually worth later on if it's slop free (which does happen)