Wipe with left hand or with right hand? - Upgoat

Wipe with left hand or with right hand?
submitted by Kozel to Askconspirologist 1 yearJun 2, 2024 04:19:50 ago (+14/-5) (Askconspirologist)

After pooing in the street what hand is preferred for wiping?

[ - ] ProudRebel 8 points 1 yearJun 2, 2024 06:02:25 ago (+8/-0)

They wipe?

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 8 points 1 yearJun 2, 2024 06:01:19 ago (+8/-0)*

Pretty sure they prefer wipe by [scooting](https://files.catbox.moe/5dfn4o.webp)

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 8 points 1 yearJun 2, 2024 04:49:52 ago (+8/-0)

@conspirologist this man asked you a question

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 7 points 1 yearJun 2, 2024 06:22:39 ago (+7/-0)

Never shake a streetshitters or muzzies left hand. In fact never shake their hands in general.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 4 points 1 yearJun 2, 2024 04:25:45 ago (+4/-0)

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how do you hold three shells in one hand dumbass.

[ - ] Hh 4 points 1 yearJun 2, 2024 08:49:14 ago (+4/-0)

He doesn't know how to use the three seashells hahahahahah

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1 yearJun 2, 2024 04:28:11 ago (+3/-1)

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[ - ] Peleg 0 points 1 yearJun 2, 2024 12:34:08 ago (+0/-0)

It's from "Demolition Man". There was no ocean involved.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearJun 2, 2024 17:48:00 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Dingo 2 points 1 yearJun 2, 2024 11:05:30 ago (+2/-0)

After pooing in the street, one doesn't simply "wipe".

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 1 yearJun 2, 2024 11:45:06 ago (+0/-0)

I use your mom's mouth. Sorry but the jews are here and must be used for something.