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my birthday is coming up. just sayin

submitted by con77 to WhiteBoySummer 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 19:51:22 ago (+34/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/9601w7.mp4



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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 21:54:10 ago (+0/-0)

Is this birthday previous to your last birthday, or is it after your next one?...most importantly, let me know what the fuck it is when you make sense of my comment...I'd like to know.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 22:41:45 ago (+0/-0)

My birthday isn't for 6 months.
Gives you plenty of time to make me a coonskin hat.
Head measurement 24".

I don't speak ebonics

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 05:45:13 ago (+0/-0)

Looks like something straight out of "Aliens".

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 06:36:30 ago (+0/-0)

The faggy gloves too?

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 09:22:46 ago (+0/-0)

Ooh yeah, i love how muttmericans love to feed the military industrial complex and shoot at beer bottles.

[ - ] Cunt 1 point 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 20:11:56 ago (+1/-0)

The asmr on that is lovely. What is that? Like an automatic machine shot gun?

[ - ] con77 [op] 3 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 20:14:14 ago (+3/-0)

Semi auto with 3, 5 round mags built-in

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 20:48:18 ago (+1/-0)

what's the barrel length?

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 00:40:07 ago (+1/-0)

May the souls of all our jewish leaders be placed upon your feet as a blessing for this day.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 01:06:07 ago (+1/-0)

It's a piece of crap you'd be better off with benelli m4, Beretta 1301/A300

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 1 point 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 02:59:28 ago (+1/-0)

I prefer my Vepr-12

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 19:55:39 ago (+2/-0)

I can pay for a tattoo of a gun?

[ - ] con77 [op] 5 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 20:15:49 ago (+5/-0)

Proud to say that with 5 years sea time I have zero tats

[ - ] DukeofRaul 3 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 20:22:56 ago (+3/-0)

Haha.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 21:52:38 ago (+2/-0)

Yet we can see the anchor in your eyes!

[ - ] con77 [op] 3 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 22:37:41 ago (+3/-0)

I'm Popeye the sailor man!

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 05:43:33 ago (+0/-0)

Im getting elephant ears

[ - ] clymer 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 05:58:48 ago (+0/-0)

were u Navy? (me: usnr, nmcb27, BU3)

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 06:46:24 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] King_Leopold_II 2 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 20:42:06 ago (+2/-0)

I always wanted one of the full auto aa12s

[ - ] dass 2 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 23:27:22 ago (+2/-0)

Wow, cool.
Almost like they nerfed an actual nerf gun to produce that.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 21:26:39 ago (+3/-0)

Lol at your oldneas!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 00:10:41 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 00:19:38 ago (+2/-0)

There is such a thing as too big

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 00:38:41 ago (+2/-0)

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 09:55:31 ago (+0/-0)

oh you're gonna complain about free tiddy's, eh?? The nerve

[ - ] dulcima 5 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 20:58:55 ago (+5/-0)

I can bake you a virtual cake 🎂 🍰

[ - ] con77 [op] 3 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 21:50:32 ago (+3/-0)

Boob's or gtfo

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 02:03:15 ago (+2/-0)

That's pajeetologists line, bobs and vageene please

[ - ] ProudRebel 1 point 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 07:57:48 ago (+1/-0)

I was sure he's gay?

[ - ] Thatguy 5 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 22:30:00 ago (+5/-0)

It’s rare for people to ask for practical gifts, socks, underwear, tactical shotguns, etc. you’re going to be so disappointed with the Starbucks gift card…