my birthday is coming up. just sayin - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Is this birthday previous to your last birthday, or is it after your next one?...most importantly, let me know what the fuck it is when you make sense of my comment...I'd like to know.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 22:41:45 ago (+0/-0)

My birthday isn't for 6 months.
Gives you plenty of time to make me a coonskin hat.
Head measurement 24".

I don't speak ebonics

[ - ] Thatguy 5 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 22:30:00 ago (+5/-0)

It’s rare for people to ask for practical gifts, socks, underwear, tactical shotguns, etc. you’re going to be so disappointed with the Starbucks gift card…

[ - ] dass 2 points 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 23:27:22 ago (+2/-0)

Wow, cool.
Almost like they nerfed an actual nerf gun to produce that.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 00:10:41 ago (+3/-0)

Habby Berfday, Florida Man. https://archive.org/details/happy-birthday-boobs-this-one

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 00:19:38 ago (+2/-0)

There is such a thing as too big

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 00:38:41 ago (+2/-0)

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 09:55:31 ago (+0/-0)

oh you're gonna complain about free tiddy's, eh?? The nerve

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 00:40:07 ago (+1/-0)

May the souls of all our jewish leaders be placed upon your feet as a blessing for this day.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 01:06:07 ago (+1/-0)

It's a piece of crap you'd be better off with benelli m4, Beretta 1301/A300

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 1 point 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 02:59:28 ago (+1/-0)

I prefer my Vepr-12

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 05:45:13 ago (+0/-0)

Looks like something straight out of "Aliens".

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 06:36:30 ago (+0/-0)

The faggy gloves too?

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 11 monthsJun 3, 2024 09:22:46 ago (+0/-0)

Ooh yeah, i love how muttmericans love to feed the military industrial complex and shoot at beer bottles.

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my birthday is coming up. just sayin submitted by con77 to WhiteBoySummer 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 19:51:22 ago (+34/-0) (files.catbox.moe)https://files.catbox.moe/9601w7.mp4 Your browser does not support the video tag.

my birthday is coming up. just sayin
submitted by con77 to WhiteBoySummer 11 monthsJun 2, 2024 19:51:22 ago (+34/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/9601w7.mp4