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I'm a Masturbation Addict...

submitted by Scyber to Jokes 11 monthsJun 5, 2024 22:04:28 ago (+3/-1)     (Jokes)

But I'm still doing what I can to beat it.


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[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 14:27:02 ago (+0/-0)

Wife loved this one so much she hit me in the shoulder. Thanks, now I have to call a lawyer.

...I just read her this comment and she hit me again!

[ - ] Lordbananafist 2 points 11 monthsJun 5, 2024 22:23:57 ago (+2/-0)

You can shorten the punchline to “but I think I can beat it”.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 14:27:54 ago (+0/-0)

Winner.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 14:36:18 ago (+0/-0)

shorter is almost always better.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 14:48:57 ago (+0/-0)

Brevity is the soul of wit.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 11 monthsJun 5, 2024 22:33:59 ago (+1/-0)

Try beating it with Deep Heat as a lube. Get those balls too. Every thought you have after that about beating off will make salty water come out of your eyes. You will ascend to near permanent monk level.

[ - ] Reawakened 0 points 11 monthsJun 5, 2024 22:51:00 ago (+0/-0)

near permanent monk level.

LOL!!!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 11 monthsJun 5, 2024 23:07:55 ago (+0/-0)

This is how fetishes are started.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 11 monthsJun 5, 2024 22:19:40 ago (+1/-0)

Needs work

[ - ] TheSimulacra 0 points 11 monthsJun 6, 2024 01:45:42 ago (+0/-0)

I'm a masturbation addict.
I've tried to quit but I just can't beat it.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic -1 points 11 monthsJun 6, 2024 00:37:57 ago (+0/-1)

oh lawdy