When I was a kid, you could get a free Boba Fett by mailing in 8 figure cards from the packaging. I had lots of those. I got 5 Boba Fetts, but his backpack rocket wouldn’t shoot. There was a sticker on the back that told Fetts story. I peeled one off; printed on the card underneath was an image of that back pack missile firing.
The Fett worth 525,000 has the launching back pack. My Fetts aren’t worth shit due to extensive Black-Cat, Lady Finger, and M-80 trauma.
Lawn darts. That's a real toy. Retards who shoot tiny plastic rockets into their noses shouldn't stop the rest of us getting cool action figures that shoot missiles.
My wife has a scar on her cheek from being shot in the face by her brother with a 1970’s Indian bow and arrow toy. If it had been two inches higher, she might have died.
It was her own fault. Brother in law removed the stopper to see if he could stick it in some styrofoam, which my wife held in front of her face. She lowered the target to ask why it was taking him so long to shoot. My father in law broke all the arrows and the bow.
The story in now family legend. Those were the days of deadly toys, and they’ll never come back.
Agree. Star Wars TOS had interesting philosophycal ideas. Star Wars was just about good guys fighting bad guys. Star Wars is mindless fantasy set in space.
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The Fett worth 525,000 has the launching back pack. My Fetts aren’t worth shit due to extensive Black-Cat, Lady Finger, and M-80 trauma.
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It was her own fault. Brother in law removed the stopper to see if he could stick it in some styrofoam, which my wife held in front of her face. She lowered the target to ask why it was taking him so long to shoot. My father in law broke all the arrows and the bow.
The story in now family legend. Those were the days of deadly toys, and they’ll never come back.
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