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[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 3 points 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 10:26:22 ago (+3/-0)*

When I was a kid, you could get a free Boba Fett by mailing in 8 figure cards from the packaging. I had lots of those. I got 5 Boba Fetts, but his backpack rocket wouldn’t shoot. There was a sticker on the back that told Fetts story. I peeled one off; printed on the card underneath was an image of that back pack missile firing.

The Fett worth 525,000 has the launching back pack. My Fetts aren’t worth shit due to extensive Black-Cat, Lady Finger, and M-80 trauma.

[ - ] Sheitstrom 3 points 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 11:06:14 ago (+3/-0)

Lawn darts. That's a real toy. Retards who shoot tiny plastic rockets into their noses shouldn't stop the rest of us getting cool action figures that shoot missiles.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 19:10:51 ago (+1/-0)

My wife has a scar on her cheek from being shot in the face by her brother with a 1970’s Indian bow and arrow toy. If it had been two inches higher, she might have died.

It was her own fault. Brother in law removed the stopper to see if he could stick it in some styrofoam, which my wife held in front of her face. She lowered the target to ask why it was taking him so long to shoot. My father in law broke all the arrows and the bow.

The story in now family legend. Those were the days of deadly toys, and they’ll never come back.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 10:00:12 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] NeverHappened 2 points 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 11:56:28 ago (+2/-0)

I love TNG even tho it's gay and all the actors are cucks.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 11:03:09 ago (+1/-0)

There's no bears in star wars

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 11:58:30 ago (+1/-0)

There's no bears in space, thank fuck.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 13:55:58 ago (+0/-0)

The ursas would disagree

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 10:13:18 ago (+1/-1)*

Agree. Star Wars TOS had interesting philosophycal ideas. Star Wars was just about good guys fighting bad guys. Star Wars is mindless fantasy set in space.

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 09:36:50 ago (+1/-0)

People with too much money.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 11 monthsJun 7, 2024 09:24:17 ago (+1/-0)

Money laundering just like baseball cards and beanie babies amd only fans