Well gents, I guess I learned my lesson and deserve this. I was drunk driving again and crashed right through the glass doors ... - Upgoat

Well gents, I guess I learned my lesson and deserve this. I was drunk driving again and crashed right through the glass doors ...
submitted by GrayDragon to TellUpgoat 10 monthsJun 11, 2024 00:57:58 ago (+19/-0) (TellUpgoat)

of a Walmart. I'm suing them for windows being too clean to warn me. hic

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 4 points 10 monthsJun 11, 2024 01:41:13 ago (+4/-0)

I hope you were sober enough not to sign anything

[ - ] DukeofRaul 3 points 10 monthsJun 11, 2024 01:01:15 ago (+3/-0)

No one said hello?

[ - ] Dingo 2 points 10 monthsJun 11, 2024 01:23:58 ago (+2/-0)

How long did it take to rustle the cattle back to the yard?

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 10 monthsJun 11, 2024 01:00:42 ago (+2/-0)

You too?

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 10 monthsJun 11, 2024 05:45:46 ago (+1/-0)

I can no longer keep track of the number of drunks here on that site

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 10 monthsJun 11, 2024 07:29:40 ago (+0/-0)

I can no longer keep track of the number of walmart lawsuits on this site!

[ - ] anrach 0 points 10 monthsJun 11, 2024 12:18:11 ago (+0/-0)

I'm more disappointed that you're a wal-sharter