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I was talking to a man the other day who was leaving, decided to immigrate...

submitted by Sleazy to Jokes 10 monthsJun 13, 2024 15:31:28 ago (+62/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/rcatyw.mp4



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[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 5 points 10 monthsJun 13, 2024 15:44:56 ago (+5/-0)

LOL!

who is this guy? seems to be good with jokes. anyways, the joke itself is not far from the truth nowadays

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 5 points 10 monthsJun 13, 2024 17:00:22 ago (+5/-0)

Dave Allen, an Irish comedian. I used to watch re-runs of his show "Dave Allen At Large" in the early 80s and thought he was great. In his show, he would sit on a high chair or stool and speak to the audience, telling amusing stories and jokes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Allen_(comedian)

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 10 monthsJun 13, 2024 19:20:29 ago (+0/-0)

The Christcucks hate Dave Allen

[ - ] Gigglestick 1 point 10 monthsJun 13, 2024 20:31:13 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah… well a joke is a joke regardless of your affiliation of or against

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 10 monthsJun 14, 2024 00:46:06 ago (+0/-0)

I couldn’t agree more.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 13 points 10 monthsJun 13, 2024 15:45:05 ago (+13/-0)

...and that is no joke

[ - ] Sal_180 3 points 10 monthsJun 13, 2024 19:12:05 ago (+3/-0)

You sucked another dick again?

[ - ] Gigglestick 0 points 10 monthsJun 13, 2024 20:30:13 ago (+0/-0)

He’s not maroonsaint bro…

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 10 monthsJun 13, 2024 17:38:25 ago (+3/-0)

That was good.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 10 monthsJun 13, 2024 18:04:48 ago (+3/-0)

You vill suck zee dicks and be happy!

[ - ] Gigglestick 2 points 10 monthsJun 13, 2024 20:32:07 ago (+2/-0)

I go to yur haus and I kick yur dog.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 10 monthsJun 13, 2024 21:14:52 ago (+1/-0)

Haven't seen that referenced in a coons age.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 10 monthsJun 13, 2024 18:59:46 ago (+0/-0)*

^ You are here.

Anything that which is NOT specifically prohibited will eventually be made mandatory.

[ - ] BitterVeteran 4 points 10 monthsJun 13, 2024 20:06:56 ago (+4/-0)

*emigrate

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 10 monthsJun 13, 2024 21:10:14 ago (+0/-0)

Dictionary

Definitions from Oxford Languages

im·mi·grate

/ˈiməˌɡrāt/

verb

NORTH AMERICAN

come to live permanently in a foreign country.

"the Mennonites immigrated to western Canada in the 1870s"

[ - ] Cunt 1 point 10 monthsJun 14, 2024 03:53:35 ago (+1/-0)

Immigrate is to move to somewhere. Emigrate is to move from somewhere.

"I emigrated from the UK where I used to live and have immigrated to Australia where I currently reside"

[ - ] BitterVeteran 1 point 10 monthsJun 14, 2024 17:14:49 ago (+1/-0)

Thank you, Cunt.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 10 monthsJun 14, 2024 17:55:54 ago (+0/-0)

Semantics, LoL

If you listen to the man talking, he clearly annunciates it immigrate

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 10 monthsJun 13, 2024 20:44:12 ago (+1/-0)

They won't make homosexuality compulsary, but the government will eventually fuck you in the ass.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 10 monthsJun 13, 2024 21:08:44 ago (+1/-0)

like they aren't already

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 10 monthsJun 13, 2024 22:41:35 ago (+1/-0)

Homosexuality was made compulsory for general society to accept 15-20 years ago.
The sexualization and sterilization of adolescent children is what’s being normalized- if not institutionalized….

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 10 monthsJun 13, 2024 22:42:58 ago (+0/-0)

deplorable

[ - ] GeorgeBailey 0 points 10 monthsJun 14, 2024 04:29:53 ago (+0/-0)

It's compulsory to accept it. Bake the cake bigot.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 10 monthsJun 14, 2024 05:00:36 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck you I am muslim, put on a Burka you ankle flashing whore or get stoned.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 10 monthsJun 14, 2024 04:59:18 ago (+0/-0)

Well not so funny anymore.