The Oldest Man in America, Morrie Markoff, Has Died at 110, June 3 at his home in Los Angeles after two recent strokes. His Brain Has Gone to Science, 'Super-ager' Morrie Markoff remained extremely lucid for his advanced years - Upgoat

The Oldest Man in America, Morrie Markoff, Has Died at 110, June 3 at his home in Los Angeles after two recent strokes. His Brain Has Gone to Science, 'Super-ager' Morrie Markoff remained extremely lucid for his advanced years
submitted by carnold03 to RIP 11 monthsJun 14, 2024 06:30:52 ago (+10/-0) (www.newser.com)
https://www.newser.com/story/351565/oldest-man-in-america-died-in-peace-at-age-110.html

[ - ] Conspirologist -1 points 11 monthsJun 14, 2024 08:03:12 ago (+0/-1)

Vaxxed?

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 11 monthsJun 14, 2024 10:31:43 ago (+1/-0)

They might have cloned him.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 11 monthsJun 14, 2024 09:58:44 ago (+0/-0)

Just really fucking old.

[ - ] carnold03 [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 15, 2024 06:04:32 ago (+0/-0)

It's possible.

[ - ] Equalizer 1 point 11 monthsJun 14, 2024 11:08:17 ago (+1/-0)

His caregiver helped him plan for his next birthday party in January, for which he'd requested an exotic dancer.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 11 monthsJun 14, 2024 12:32:27 ago (+1/-0)

I bet on a hot summers day his bag hanged down to his knees.