I wouldn't be surprised if Zelda has a nigger sidekick and she sucks his black dick. Japan has been going woke in a lot of things for a while now. What was in those bombs that the jews dropped on them? Faggot juice?
Edit: By the end of the video he cucks himself and is down for it. hahaha smdh
Unlike the other new vidya, movies and TV shows where you have 110lb 5'3" "BADASS" women effortlessly beating the shit out of enemies two to three times their size, Zelda seems to almost exclusively rely on magic. This beaner flipping out is nonsensical and ultimately harms our side. Shit like this gives faggots more ammo against those of us who notice actual propaganda because we end up getting lumped in with retards like paco here.
They showed the new Metroid game today too. Oh man. I love Metroid and have since the first one. I can't wait to play it and I hope it isn't just some FPS bullshit. But yes, Samus is a woman. I remember at 15 when I beat Metroid NES and at the end it pulls her helmet off and shows its a woman and how it made no sense that Samus was a woman to me. It was weird to me. It took me a while to come to terms with that. I still play the first one every once in a while for nostalgia. That music hits me in that game and reminds me of a simpler, better time.
It's the fourth Metroid Prime game. The last one in the Prime series was seventeen goddamn years ago. I highly recommend checking out the first three, as they're "FPS" in perspective only. I.e. they're still very much Metroid games, just the camera perspective is different. You should be able to easily emulate the games even if you have a potato PC. Also check out Metroid Dread via emulator as it's much more like a traditional Metroid game, just with better graphics and some new gameplay elements.
I've played them all. Prime series is just okay for me but it'll do. Dread is absolute and utter trash. They tried to mix it with Dark Souls bullshit and that is NOT what Metroid is about. Metroid is about exploration and finding things to explore further and encountering crazy creatures and a lot of times it should be choice to fight them other than the obvious boss fights. I wonder if the dev's for Dread even played the first three Metroid games because I doubt it. It did look beautiful, though.
ppl dont live in reality. dude is in his 40s and has a video game tattoo. americans love their fiction. i mean he loves the games i get it but i think he took his fandom to the extreme here. cannot criticize him too much because at times i have been too passionate myself but at the end of the day its just all make believe
you can escape from your problems all that you want in your life but i promise you that at some point that baggage is going to hit you harder than before.
The last truly good, mainline Zelda title (not counting handhelds or remakes) was Twilight Princess back in 2005. Even that one took a while to grow on me.
Breath of the Wild was horrendous, and Tears of the Kingdom is basically a $70 DLC for it.
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It always seemed weird to me that it wasn't "The Legend of Link".
Next thing you'll tell me is that Metroid is a woman.
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They showed the new Metroid game today too. Oh man. I love Metroid and have since the first one. I can't wait to play it and I hope it isn't just some FPS bullshit. But yes, Samus is a woman. I remember at 15 when I beat Metroid NES and at the end it pulls her helmet off and shows its a woman and how it made no sense that Samus was a woman to me. It was weird to me. It took me a while to come to terms with that. I still play the first one every once in a while for nostalgia. That music hits me in that game and reminds me of a simpler, better time.
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you can escape from your problems all that you want in your life but i promise you that at some point that baggage is going to hit you harder than before.
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Breath of the Wild was horrendous, and Tears of the Kingdom is basically a $70 DLC for it.
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