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One time Jesse Jackson traveled to Rome to attend a long-anticipated meeting with the Pope. They decided to take a small boat into the sea and discuss a variety of sociopolitical issues around the world.

Near the end of their discussion the weather turned darker and there was a powerful storm. The boat nearly capsized in the strong winds, and the Pope fell out into the water. Strong currents pushed the Pope further and further away as he struggled with all his might to not drown.

Then a miracle happened. Jesse Jackson stepped out of the boat and, rather than becoming submerged, walked along the surface of the water towards the Pope. He pulled the old man up and carried him back to the boat while still walking on water. The Pope was eternally grateful and could not believe what he had just witnessed.

The next day newspaper headlines across the globe said, "NIGGER CAN'T EVEN SWIM."