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Parkour runner escapes from NYPD cops

submitted by Niggly_Puff to videos 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 00:24:10 ago (+46/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/9x6895.mp4



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[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 12:22:18 ago (+1/-0)

Very nice

Piggies squeal in frustration.

[ - ] NeverHappened 0 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 08:57:06 ago (+0/-0)

This is funny but isn't parkour kind of a nigger activity? I don't mean the athleticism aspect. I mean the running/jumping on other people's property. I guess it's one thing in parks or public property but I'd be fucking pissed if someone was on my roof uninvited. I don't live in a city tho so not really applicable I guess.

[ - ] DoughGoy 2 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 09:29:36 ago (+2/-0)

I guess that is kind of niggerish, but as far as I can tell, parkour was invented by White Europeans and popular in those old European cities with lots of big buildings close together.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 09:46:48 ago (+0/-0)

It was a french army program.

[ - ] o0shad0o 6 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 08:34:06 ago (+6/-0)

There's a video of a guy who was being pursued by a couple of fat cops, and he just hopped several fences running away... The video was edited to add sound effects from Super Mario and it was hilarious.

Edit: Found it. https://x.com/OzzyManReviews/status/1004561214964318208

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 05:42:56 ago (+1/-1)

That’s the sound of adrenaline…, NICE!

Do you faggots know why pigs are always 2x2 rather than just one commie scum criminal loser committing extortion?

Men like me. Real men like me exist. Real men like me exist who have a lust for justice.

Real men like me, given half a chance of successfully smashing a filthy pig’s head in, will take that chance.

Hide your family pigs. Real men like myself are actively hunting soft targets.

Just because your commie pig family is not dead today, does NOT mean they have a future.

[ - ] TheNoticing -1 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 12:29:35 ago (+0/-1)

Cool story bro.

[ - ] yesiknow 3 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 04:46:56 ago (+4/-1)

They just asked him what he was doing on somebody's roof, Running away from that is running away from that. Squealing down the street when nobody's chasing you is because he thinks he's in a movie. Oh yeah he is. Had his five seconds of not fame and it's all downhill now

[ - ] Prairie 3 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 04:10:50 ago (+3/-0)

"That's impossible."

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 12:28:22 ago (+0/-0)

IMPOSSIBRU

[ - ] NuckFiggers 24 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 03:36:43 ago (+24/-0)

Those fucking retarded zogbots really thought the guy would just stop and they could stupidly walk up there in the open and that would be it

Meanwhile niggers steal hundreds of thousands a day and pigs just play with their tiny dicks.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 5 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 04:46:30 ago (+5/-0)

Well any cop considering preventing a non white from doing what they doing has been fired long time ago.

The best part is, this humiliation really stings the piggers ego, but they have to be good faggots and swallow it, else the next sting is going to be in the wallet.

[ - ] DoughGoy 8 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 09:26:48 ago (+9/-1)

I notice that too, that cops get their egos hurt very easily. I wonder why that is? Cops can not stand to admit being wrong or apologize. It's a very female like behavior, and I notice cops have it worse than anyone.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 5 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 11:28:49 ago (+5/-0)

Those who seek authority are often the last people who should have it.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 14:02:15 ago (+1/-0)

Force leadership on a competent person that does not want the responsibility.

[ - ] Version6 3 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 09:38:36 ago (+3/-0)

They have a judge dredd complex.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 12:23:53 ago (+1/-0)

i aM tHe lAw¡

[ - ] dass 0 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 14:48:17 ago (+0/-0)

Literally 'fCk yOuR fReEdOmS!!'.

[ - ] Moravian 2 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 11:56:11 ago (+2/-0)

Fragile ego's, just like gangsters.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 12:24:26 ago (+1/-0)

You mean niggers. I guess all mob really.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 10 monthsJun 23, 2024 05:23:45 ago (+0/-0)

Not sure about the US but here cops count as state employees, which comes with benefits, like almost impossible to fire and a paycheck for life. (but in recent times they took it away from those with wrongthink even when they already retired) this of course seperates you from the dirty plebs who have to struggle and really work to keep the job.

Besides in a country where selfe defens de facto is almost impossible (against certain groups) they get the right to carry a gun and tell you what to do.

So yes I see how that would infalte you ego to a point where anything but boot licking is humiliation.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 2 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 05:45:37 ago (+2/-0)

You spelled pickaxe in the head wrong

The only good pig is soaked in piss with a pickaxe hole in his dead pig head in a ditch

Amen

[ - ] hylo 6 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 07:13:34 ago (+6/-0)

Hey man, pigs are nice animals don't compare them to cops.

[ - ] GreatSatan 1 point 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 06:51:49 ago (+1/-0)

Amen!

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 8 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 03:25:19 ago (+8/-0)

what were they doing up there? it's like a video game

[ - ] stonecoldben 3 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 04:20:45 ago (+3/-0)

Mirrors edge 😂

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 12:25:46 ago (+0/-0)

Warframe minus the guns and swords.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 05:48:17 ago (+1/-0)

Pigs are faggots…, where the fuck is a muslim when we need one?

The only good pig is a dead commie faggot tossed off of the roof of a tall building, …corpse then pissed upon.

[ - ] mikenigger 5 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 02:19:22 ago (+5/-0)

what the fuck were those noises

[ - ] NeonGreen 15 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 02:46:16 ago (+15/-0)

I mean it's probably pretty exciting to jump off a building. To flee and elude the police and flip them the bird. I think the man is just giddy.

[ - ] HeyJames 3 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 06:28:46 ago (+3/-0)

They weren't Ukranian noises

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 07:49:05 ago (+1/-0)

It sounds like he's missing some teeth.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 4 points 10 monthsJun 22, 2024 01:07:00 ago (+4/-0)

The only time in history of parkour has been put to good use. /jk