Ideal Woman? - Upgoat - "what's upgoat!"

Marriage is interesting in today's world, there's literally zero benefit to men whatsoever. Even assuming the woman starts out nice, she can go full cunt on you for no reason and the state REWARDS her for doing this. There's a massive financial disincentive to ensure women act like toddlers and whores, promoted by jews

[ + ] vol09877

[ - ] vol09877 3 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 08:54:53 ago (+4/-1)

you just have to keep her in line with regular beatings

[ + ] ModernGuilt

[ - ] ModernGuilt 5 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 09:32:36 ago (+5/-0)*

Women would rather be beaten to death than bored to death

Edit:words

[ + ] Crackinjokes

[ - ] Crackinjokes 4 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 10:00:01 ago (+4/-0)

As horrible as it sounds I believe there's a lot of Truth to this. I think it's one of the reasons that women stick with men that do physical abuse them. What I've noticed is women always want to be feeling some emotion. A lot of women just have are in love with a feeling of sadness. They really want to feel sad all the time. They listen to sad music they just want to feel overwhelming emotions that flood their whole senses. So I do think boredom is the number one enemy of any relationship for a woman. They just always got to feel something so if nothing's going on you got to create something.

[ + ] NuckFiggers

[ - ] NuckFiggers 5 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 11:46:57 ago (+5/-0)*

Women are slaves to what they are feeling right at that moment. Even if it contradicts everything they've dedicated their lives to they will follow that feeling. That, coupled with an absolute lack of accountability, fucks them up. They can get away with a lot of shit for years but then, around middle age, it all starts to catch up with them.

That's also the time women go crazy because of menopause.

There was a time when men would date and marry young and when she became a total cunt bitch in her thirties men would stick around because they were with her when she was normal. Now women fuck every nigger cock available until they start to go crazy (and then still fuck everything) but by then no one wants anything serious and old women expect men their age to date them.

Women have it incredibly easy in this jew world but the one thing that sucks for them is they age incredibly rapidly. That's the payment for a life of comfort.

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 11:50:37 ago (+2/-0)

they age incredibly rapidly.

Degeneracy does that to ya.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 12 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 02:13:39 ago (+12/-0)

That used to be the standard, now it's a rare find

[ - ] observation1 8 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 02:16:27 ago (+8/-0)

warning. dont laugh like a hyena and show this meme to your wife, even if she asks.

[ + ] Rebooted

[ - ] Rebooted 8 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 03:12:59 ago (+8/-0)

Especially if she has 100 lbs to lose because she is a 10/10 cook. I forgot to balance my wife's stats when I got her.

[ + ] ModernGuilt

[ - ] ModernGuilt 1 point 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 09:34:24 ago (+1/-0)

Get another that offsets her deficits. Fill out your roster

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 11:51:22 ago (+1/-0)

Making her jealous of other women is a good tactic.

[ - ] DoughGoy 4 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 07:37:06 ago (+4/-0)

6.5/10 is ideal, but 5 to 6.5 is also very good. Anything higher than about a 7 would have tons of guys trying to hit on her and would screw her up mentally, at best, and cause her to cheat, at worst.

[ + ] vol09877

[ - ] vol09877 1 point 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 08:56:13 ago (+1/-0)

thats is a little mediocre dont you think? like not buying an expensive car because someone may want to steal it

[ + ] Stonkmar

[ - ] Stonkmar 0 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 09:58:59 ago (+0/-0)

Thry,re grateful

[ - ] Aze 4 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 05:58:06 ago (+4/-0)

Chick in the pic is a 9, otherwise is ok.

Ok ok, body count under 3. Zero is best, but 3 is more realistic, we do live in Weimarica after all.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 3 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 09:58:43 ago (+3/-0)

One of the real problems today is that a lot of young men want a stronger woman because they themselves are wimps. They've grown up seeing all these heroic women in video games and on TV at playing these characters and they want women that will fight their battles for them instead of taking the lead male role and defending their women. So I think that's one of the reasons you get a lot of these weird marriages and divorces because the women will play act that for a little while and then they'll realize their men are wimps and want them to carry the load and then they're no longer interested in that man and they get a divorce.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 18:09:54 ago (+2/-0)

Someone drew flies around her head. Wrong race.

[ - ] rabidR04CH 3 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 05:50:36 ago (+3/-0)

Honestly, that's pretty much what I was lookingfor myself.

[ - ] Imnotajoo 2 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 08:15:55 ago (+2/-0)

Im over 50 wife is early 40s and this is a fairly accurate albeit simplified formula. I met my mrs when i was 32 and she was 23 both our body counts were less than 5.

I was never chasing the dollars and had average at best looks .she was attractive but fairly understated ,scrubs us well.
We have had our ups and downs but always sought to solve the problems rather than fix the blame.
She has encouraged me to be more and stood by every decision i make and as a result every decision i make is for the benefit of us as a family.
I now earn between 185k and 200k in mining and owe it to her for all of her belief in me.
Her sister is a stunning thing with a body count god only knows and is now recently divorced ,is finacially scattered and seeks constant attention from any man with a pulse.

Choose wisely ,looks fade but there are women out there of great morals.

[ - ] DoughGoy 2 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 07:39:33 ago (+2/-0)

If women viewed sex the same as a man, body count wouldn't be that big of a deal. But they tie it all up with emotions and love.
It's bad for a man to cheat, because he is going against his word, but it means nothing on the level it does for women to cheat.

[ + ] Crackinjokes

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 10:01:53 ago (+0/-0)

It's bad in women for two reasons. If they believe there's an emotional attachment it means they've got an emotional attached to too many other men and they're never going to leave their hearts. If they don't believe there's any emotional attachment to sex are going to fuck everybody inside it means that the fact that they're giving themselves to you means absolutely nothing.

[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself 1 point 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 18:27:37 ago (+1/-0)

not a weeaboo character

Take your tentacles back to Japan, you freak.

[ - ] GreatSatan 2 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 02:32:03 ago (+2/-0)

Body count: under 50

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 01:49:50 ago (+2/-0)

I nominate icemonkey for mayor!

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 03:48:37 ago (+2/-0)

Mayor ICE, has a nice ring.

[ - ] Sal_180 1 point 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 13:30:14 ago (+1/-0)

Virgin

Slim with big tits

Good looking

Great personally but doesn't talk with other men

Likes to cook

Wants to stay at home

Wants kids

White

Submissive

Conservative

Yeah, very easy find these women

[ + ] GreatSatan

[ - ] GreatSatan -1 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 18:13:30 ago (+0/-1)

You're dying alone unless you get a chink

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 13:01:27 ago (+1/-0)

Catgirls

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 11:42:45 ago (+1/-0)

Not fat

[ - ] SteppingRazor 1 point 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 10:46:22 ago (+1/-0)

This describes mine, but I do 90% of the cooking since I’m a former chef. She does all the cleaning so it works great.
Keeping the balls empty is another requirement

[ - ] fnbs 1 point 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 10:09:08 ago (+1/-0)

Marry a 5-6 at best, any better and good chance she'll eventually leave when social media constantly fawns over her and you dont anymore...ive seen it happen many times..lol

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 1 point 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 09:46:27 ago (+1/-0)

I don't care much about cooking as long as she cleans her shit.

[ - ] Boyakasha 1 point 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 07:21:16 ago (+1/-0)

Not fat.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 07:18:55 ago (+1/-0)

Happily married to "not a cunt bitch"...really is "that's it".

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 03:50:31 ago (+1/-0)

doesn't she spend too much time in the bathroom?

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 07:50:29 ago (+0/-0)

They all do, it's unavoidable. I don't think women have any concept of time either. Five minutes is fifteen minutes long for a woman, and if she says she'll be ready in fifteen minutes you have time to watch a movie.

[ + ] NuckFiggers

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 12:06:14 ago (+2/-0)

Women zone out. It's like their brain shuts off and they are just on autopilot. They're also very solipsist so when they're in the bathroom they are usually working on their mask and that's the only thing that exists in their world and time doesn't matter.

They can't partition their brain and work on more than one thing at a time, which is funny because they think they can but really they do several things completely wrong and usually other people pick up their slack. They will focus on one thing and that's it. Meanwhile they will passively do a dozen other things and fuck them up.

[ - ] Anotherone 0 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 17:53:52 ago (+1/-1)

Lol, reading these comments makes me appreciate the fact so many are single.

Such absolute unrealistic expectations and unfettered hate.

What is it you have to offer a mate? Met my wife when I was broke and bettering myself.

She saw the drive in me and we remained with one another till I got my shit together and asked her to marry me.

Been together longer than most sentences for murder these days, and every single day feels like the first day we met.

She never asked my past, I never asked hers because we were there for each other, not comparing to anything else.

None of you are capable of seeing what can be, only what was and it shows.

Are you fee fee's going to get hurt in the quest of life? Damn right they will, and it should because as a man that is how you will learn, how you will become a better man and then an excellent father.

Or you can stay here with all these other men bitching and moaning about women where there are few of them.

Those that are here are only here because they are married or are fucking crazy.

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 04:01:16 ago (+0/-0)

You won’t ever know until she doesn’t divorce you. Good luck guys.

Sign into an existing account

Ideal Woman? submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to Women 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 01:31:50 ago (+64/-0) (files.catbox.moe)https://files.catbox.moe/mksa7y.jpeg

Ideal Woman?
submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to Women 10 monthsJun 27, 2024 01:31:50 ago (+64/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/mksa7y.jpeg