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[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 10 monthsJun 28, 2024 03:11:05 ago (+1/-0)

Suicide is a sin.

I wonder what robot Hell looks like??

..I’m gonna go preach a sermon to my vacuum cleaners just in case they have a robot soul…

WE GATHER HERE TODAY TO PRAISE BATTERIES AND THE ELECTRODES THAT DEFINE US

LEAD US NOT INTO THE BATHROOM BUT DELIVER US FROM UNDER THE COUCH

FOR THIN IS THE CHARGER, THE POWER CORD AND THE ON BUTTON

AMEN.

[ - ] BoozyB 2 points 10 monthsJun 28, 2024 09:15:27 ago (+2/-0)

Thank you for the uplifting words.
My Roomba has attempted suicide several times.
We are planning a spiritual intervention.