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No you old hag, I don't think I will

submitted by GreatSatan to Women 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 17:36:30 ago (+32/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 17:14:56 ago (+0/-0)

C̲͔̠̜̈́ͦͤ̓̊ͣͩ͠_̸̛̮̱̬̱̥̹̬̪ͭ͆̃̇̀ͥ͊͑̓̋̚͟͡ͅ Ȏ̶̢͓̳̗̳̜̳̭̩̬̻̥͚̬̲̖̻̠̖͇̀ͧ̓͛̉ͫ̄ͪ̀̀̾́̉̚͠ P̢͓͎̬̜̩ͧ͛ͯͦͧ̔̅͑ͣͯ̌̒͘͞ E͑_̷̧̦̺̜͍̖̠̘͉͗ͮ͒̆̈́̊̍ͨ̃͜͠

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 2 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 02:58:03 ago (+2/-0)*

Okay bitch. Back that up with logical argument. Bring something to the table. Sell Me on You:

-Wet willing submissive sex whenever I really need, and then we produce a viable child which you want to raise responsibly to adulthood when I'm not around?
-Deep meaningful intelligent conversation without blame and purposeful logical and pragmatic reflection on us as a permanent team?
-Intimacy trust loyalty, always and forever?
-Make me a nice sandwich once a month?
-Not talk or undermine me during my time in the spotlight?
-Not take all my shit then poison my coffee?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 23:32:45 ago (+2/-0)

I think I saw her on that reality show “America’s Deepest Frown Lines.”

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 00:21:10 ago (+0/-0)

😁😆🤣

[ - ] CoronaHoax 3 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 21:46:42 ago (+3/-0)

Instead of telling women not to "date" older.

Ever seen the movie looper? Watching women is like watching the movie looper. They shit on men their age when they're younger, then have f'ing no one once they're older.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 22:33:49 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] ModernGuilt 3 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 23:15:20 ago (+3/-0)

Growing up is when you couldn't get paid enough to fuck the hottest girl in your graduating class anymore

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 21:43:04 ago (+1/-0)

I bet her nigra herpes have warts.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 21:29:08 ago (+1/-0)

Bitch will laugh at my jokes while I ignore hers.
Simple as that.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 5 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 18:33:56 ago (+5/-0)

Will therapy cow girl on my junk?

[ - ] DivineLight2 11 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 18:11:57 ago (+11/-0)

Old and obese woman desperately trying to convince men not to date for fertility. Why? Cause there's nobody for her and her friends. Many such cases.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 3 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 21:48:43 ago (+3/-0)

She was clearly nasty and unfuckable back then, and still is now. Probably a millennial. "Ew I don't date a clinger, oh I just fucked ten guys 20 years my age hehehe"

[ - ] Fishsticksforever 0 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 08:15:04 ago (+0/-0)

The oldest millennial is 44.

[ - ] FreeinTX 17 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 18:08:57 ago (+17/-0)*

Women aren't funny and older guys don't date younger women for their banter.

Dis bish is dum.

Moran, who is 48

https://files.catbox.moe/olsa2k.jpg

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 6 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 20:10:50 ago (+6/-0)

Man, gathering skills, social status, and resources over years acquires young women, who trades her looks/sex for resources and attention, to bear his children, many such cases.

[ - ] yesiknow 6 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 18:01:14 ago (+6/-0)

Holy fucking mother of all delusions.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 14 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 17:56:19 ago (+14/-0)

Women aren't funny, and need to stop trying.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 00:19:50 ago (+2/-0)

@gowithit

[ - ] Love240 2 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 17:54:33 ago (+2/-0)*

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 16 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 17:50:19 ago (+16/-0)

"Go get (((therapy)))!," screamed the blown-out slag with dried-up ovaries.

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 17:45:29 ago (+5/-0)

She wouldn't be around for her jokes...