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Difference between a pizza and a jew?
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Jokes 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 22:54:49 ago (+15/-2) (Jokes)

A pizza doesn't scream when you shove it into an oven.

Bonus joke:

Difference between a large pizza and a nigger?

A large pizza feeds a family of four.

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[ - ] NoRefunds 5 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 23:43:31 ago (+5/-0)

Difference is jews weren't ever in an oven

[ - ] Spaceman84 5 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 23:22:40 ago (+5/-0)

What did the nigger get on his SAT?

Bbq sauce

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[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 0 points 10 monthsJul 1, 2024 00:26:43 ago (+0/-0)

Love that joke, haven't heard it in 20+ years.

[ - ] recon_johnny 4 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 23:58:04 ago (+4/-0)

3 things a nigger can’t get?

Black eye, fat lip, and a job.

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[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 3 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 01:31:52 ago (+3/-0)

*4 things, actually:

Black eye, fat lip, a job, and a Father's Day card

[ - ] RevengeOfNeri 2 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 00:33:52 ago (+2/-0)

Pizza has its uses

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 23:20:29 ago (+2/-0)

I like my bacon to not smell like fish.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 11:36:40 ago (+1/-0)

Olllld. Still gold

[ - ] ProudRebel 1 point 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 07:53:19 ago (+1/-0)

LOL

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 05:17:34 ago (+1/-0)

At least with pizza you can kill the heartburn with an antacid and not have to worry about tics

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Difference between a pizza and a jew? submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Jokes 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 22:54:49 ago (+15/-2) (Jokes)

Difference between a pizza and a jew?
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Jokes 10 monthsJun 29, 2024 22:54:49 ago (+15/-2) (Jokes)