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I love my dawg, but picking up her no.2 has been well, difficult and interesting.

submitted by Portmanure to dogs 11 monthsJun 29, 2024 23:58:19 ago (+3/-1)     (dogs)

She’s a dog, 70 pounds of German shepherd. She’s fast and sneaky. I go out twice a day and scoop her poop. But it’s been a voyage of discovery. Holy crap, is that a plastic bag, holy shit, is that cat hair. I’m very careful what I feed her but we’re did all this garbage come from?


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[ - ] RevengeOfNeri 2 points 11 monthsJun 30, 2024 00:32:47 ago (+2/-0)

Once caught mine doing to whole ass dragging along the ground thing. Thought he had a huge tape worm trying to get out. Nope giant rubber band the bastard had swallowed 🤣

[ - ] Portmanure [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 30, 2024 00:38:37 ago (+0/-0)

Oh man, I wish you didn’t have to observe that episode. I’m just keeping any eye out for squiggly wigglys. We have cats too but I keep her far from the litter box but worms happen.

[ - ] King_Leopold_II 1 point 11 monthsJun 30, 2024 01:00:29 ago (+1/-0)

Odd topic but am a dog guy!

[ - ] Portmanure [op] 1 point 11 monthsJun 30, 2024 01:04:31 ago (+1/-0)

It had to be said, I’m the one out there with the pooper scooper. I’ve noticed she takes that dump after throwing her ball 3 or 4 times. I’m going to start timing this with her daily walks. No need for a bag.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 1 point 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 18:34:00 ago (+1/-0)

My Weimar has passed multiple coins over the last 3 years.

No kidding. At least 4 shiny copper pennies visible in a pile when I picked up the back yard before mowing.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 11 monthsJun 30, 2024 01:37:58 ago (+0/-0)

Teach your dogs to shit in a bush and not out in the open grass. Problem solved.

People act like dog shit kills the grass.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 11 monthsJun 30, 2024 03:25:16 ago (+0/-0)

Or?

[ - ] texasblood -1 points 11 monthsJun 30, 2024 00:04:49 ago (+0/-1)

Your point GenZ is what?
Dogs shit and people shit.
It's not the same thing

[ - ] Portmanure [op] 0 points 11 monthsJun 30, 2024 00:05:41 ago (+0/-0)

No point, just an anecdote. Love my dog.

[ - ] texasblood -1 points 11 monthsJun 30, 2024 00:24:12 ago (+0/-1)

GenZ confirmed

[ - ] Portmanure [op] 2 points 11 monthsJun 30, 2024 00:27:18 ago (+2/-0)

I appreciate the compliment, I stay fit exercise daily, eat only protein, take care of my appearance and most importantly I try to be kind to others.