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Goy Slop Rejected! - McDonalds forced to remove Bill Gate's Synthetic-Meat after customers reject it nationwide.

submitted by KosherHiveKicker to OccidentalEnclave 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 14:28:52 ago (+48/-0)     (x.com)

https://x.com/newstart_2024/status/1807170532938543151



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[ - ] 2plus2equals5 10 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 15:20:56 ago (+10/-0)

Yes but they tried. And that's the important part.
From now on they will only mix in 10% cancerous tumors with sawdust to balance texture.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 7 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 16:40:54 ago (+7/-0)

They're still doing it it's for sure. And they aren't even telling you / anyone.

[ - ] Gowithit 5 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 16:02:49 ago (+5/-0)

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 3 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 23:19:59 ago (+3/-0)

So it's legally called MEAT.
As in the same thing...
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/lab-grown-meat-approved-for-sale-what-you-need-to-know/

Weak FDA says (for now) a few brands must of lab-grown chicken will be labeled "cell-cultivated".
No percentages. No giant cigarette star label. No California prop 65 label. No long term testing.
Check those packages carefully.
Also check place of origin. 729 bar code means it's Israeli.
https://www.foodrepublic.com/1314962/usda-label-lab-grown-chicken-grocery-stores-cell-cultivated/

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 4 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 16:51:46 ago (+4/-0)

Every aspect of the food McDonalds and most other fast providers offer is fake.
I personally tried that experiment where you buy a meal, put it on a tray and let it sit outside.
A month later it hadn't decomposed and the insects hadn't touched it.
It is chemical product, but it is not food.
Also, I have heard that McDonalds sources 100% of their fries from Gate's farms.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 7 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 15:04:30 ago (+7/-0)

Imagine how bad it must have been.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 17:11:13 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] dingbat 2 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 20:17:00 ago (+2/-0)

I love that movie

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 17:06:20 ago (+1/-0)

People must have thought that it was diet food. 🤣🤣🤣

[ - ] Fishsticksforever 6 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 15:10:58 ago (+6/-0)

I don't want fake anything...tits, lips, burgers, steak, fish, vaginas, ad nauseum.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 22:43:40 ago (+0/-0)

*faces

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 4 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 16:36:46 ago (+4/-0)

I would like Bill Gates to get a brown paper bag and huff the staph stench of a bum’s unwashed balls until he falls unconscious.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 17:15:38 ago (+0/-0)

Ayyyooo muh dyyyck nigga yuh herrrd?!

[ - ] coldsoak 0 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 17:53:28 ago (+0/-0)

No photos please.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 14:34:10 ago (+3/-0)

...anyone with an eye and an asshole would know that fake meat is a flopper, not a "WOPPER" but a "FLOPPER"

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 2 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 16:13:52 ago (+2/-0)

The pun falls flat when you realize Whopper is Burger King, not McDonalds.
It's not funny either way.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 18:06:21 ago (+2/-0)

I realized after posting that the wopper was BK but then what the fuck they're both garbage...and besides, I don't give a fuck, on top of that, I don't give 2 fucks.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 1 point 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 20:36:10 ago (+1/-0)

You cared enough.
Now life moves on...

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 17:12:28 ago (+0/-0)

Is that the noise it makes as it hits the bowl?

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 17:06:21 ago (+2/-0)

Yoo vill eet zee bugz evensooeulleee!

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 16:52:09 ago (+2/-0)

Impressive, if you're aware of how disgusting their regular meat burgers have become.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 16:46:50 ago (+2/-0)

I did try the "impossible burger" out of Burger King it tasted no different than on of the soy burgers in the grocery store, just cooked with way more fat. Think Boca or Morningstar Farms. I haven't ate a burger out of McDs in like 10+ years. There is some aftertaste I cannot stand. What makes me concerned about is with the exception of breakfast items and salad, everything has it. Mikeshakes and chicken as well.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 2 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 15:04:04 ago (+2/-0)

That's what I heard from some acquaintances, that it didn't digest right

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 16:59:58 ago (+1/-0)

What a fuckin' shocker??

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 17:14:30 ago (+1/-0)

Apparently they were running out of roadkill since sudden onset climate change caused the gas prices to shoot through the roof.