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Thot Patrol saves another life

submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 21:32:14 ago (+52/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/m7vc3l.mp4

Still think taking that cute bimbo to the range to show off muh guns is a good first date idea?


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[ - ] RevengeOfNeri 13 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 23:22:08 ago (+13/-0)

Always wear a vest at the range when women are holding the guns 🤣

[ - ] dass 11 points 10 monthsJul 1, 2024 00:39:55 ago (+11/-0)

Holy heck - that guy is just as fcking dumb - she's busy fcking around with the mag, finger in the trigger guard - he actually moves in front of her to fck around with his faggoty camera for muh selfies. dude was two seconds from literally getting his heart blown out.
They suit each other. dumb fckers.

[ - ] dulcima 9 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 22:43:09 ago (+9/-0)

I don't think even I would do something that dumb.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 7 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 22:50:34 ago (+7/-0)

Aren't you like 4'8"? I don't think your eyeballs are clearing that counter.

[ - ] dulcima 13 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 23:31:13 ago (+13/-0)

Perfect height to shoot you in the balls, dangus.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 15 points 10 monthsJul 1, 2024 00:05:10 ago (+15/-0)

You better be an expert marksman to hit a target that small.

[ - ] dass 6 points 10 monthsJul 1, 2024 00:36:04 ago (+6/-0)

Haha - touche.

'Just aim for the hollow'.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 10 monthsJul 1, 2024 00:54:42 ago (+5/-0)

Couldn't resist, she pitched that one down the middle.

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 22:46:06 ago (+4/-0)

You would if you were a russian/chinese spy.

oops!

[ - ] dulcima 5 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 22:49:13 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] RevengeOfNeri 2 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 23:20:38 ago (+2/-0)

Always susoected that to be the case 🤣

[ - ] Ragnar 5 points 10 monthsJul 1, 2024 00:20:33 ago (+5/-0)

To be a bimbo, a woman has to be hot and pretty. That’s a poo

[ - ] carnold03 2 points 10 monthsJul 1, 2024 08:07:08 ago (+2/-0)

The problem wasn't the bimbo, but the undisciplined himbo playing with the smartphone before the gun clapper chad stepped in and saved his life.

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 22:31:58 ago (+2/-0)

I'm going to go kiss my wife right now!

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 23:29:25 ago (+1/-0)

Never on the first date. Maybe #5, or #10. Maybe.

[ - ] Fishsticksforever 0 points 10 monthsJul 1, 2024 04:46:36 ago (+0/-0)

10+

[ - ] Nasturtium 1 point 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 22:15:27 ago (+1/-0)

Oh my gosh, how do you guys keep so calm amongst such stupidity?

It would have been hard for me not to unload the gun and smack her in the face with it, just to remember next time. Geez...

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 22:17:01 ago (+0/-0)

He better cash it in for a sloppy toppy, at least.

[ - ] Rastafoo 0 points 10 monthsJul 1, 2024 14:56:14 ago (+0/-0)

Honestly he would have deserved it for being too trusting

[ - ] ModernGuilt 0 points 10 monthsJul 1, 2024 10:01:51 ago (+0/-0)

Give her a nerf gun

[ - ] SecretHitler -4 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 22:36:34 ago (+0/-4)

Fake gunshot sound ruins it

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 11 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 22:52:05 ago (+11/-0)

That was a round from another lane in the building, dumbo.

[ - ] SecretHitler 5 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 23:02:57 ago (+5/-0)

Ok you're probably right but you gotta admit every third video online is fake these days and it's tiresome.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 23:07:01 ago (+3/-0)

Oh, for sure.