how to get a gf - Upgoat - "what's upgoat?"

how to get a gf
submitted by anon to AnonTalk 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 11:51:11 ago (+42/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] anon 1048025 2 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 13:51:09 ago (+2/-0)

Or just stay single and sane.

[ - ] anon 2243067 1 point 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 12:33:51 ago (+1/-0)

I was gonna say smile a lot and lick your eyebrows, but clearly that's the wrong response here.

[ - ] anon 6719022 1 point 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 12:22:03 ago (+1/-0)*

That high-pitched spinning sound as they download 10TB of cp onto your hard-drive (from pedo joe's personal private collection).

[ - ] anon 1515554 0 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 14:37:58 ago (+0/-0)

You mean pedojoe and epstiens climate controlled personal X collection.

[ - ] con77 1 point 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 11:58:44 ago (+1/-0)

No. They'd just serve a no knock warrant at 4 am after covering your ring doorbell

[ - ] anon 1515554 2 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 14:39:03 ago (+2/-0)

First mistake having a internet enabled door bell not attached to a shot gun on the. other side.

[ - ] anon 2296167 1 point 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 11:55:43 ago (+1/-0)

ngl I do find the spacing of the kids a little suspicious.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 0 points 10 monthsJul 4, 2024 03:18:52 ago (+0/-0)

My wife would kill me if she saw me with my CIA girlfriend! LOL!!! 😂

[ - ] anon 3975582 0 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 16:23:06 ago (+0/-0)

I bet this is has happened before because everything happens and that’s pretty crazy

[ - ] anon 3924018 0 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 15:03:03 ago (+0/-0)

chubby chaser

[ - ] anon 1515554 0 points 10 monthsJul 3, 2024 14:36:45 ago (+0/-0)