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Hawk Patrol 🦅🤳🏻

submitted by Kozel to ThotPatrol 10 monthsJul 4, 2024 06:53:58 ago (+44/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/1tvil4.mp4



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[ - ] bobdole9 9 points 10 monthsJul 4, 2024 10:33:49 ago (+9/-0)

No thotting on my beach!

-Japanese hawk.

[ - ] Belfuro 1 point 10 monthsJul 4, 2024 22:58:21 ago (+1/-0)

Even ugly girls are now narcissists.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 5 points 10 monthsJul 4, 2024 09:23:37 ago (+5/-0)*

That’s the rapping hawk. He raps about his experiences as an apex predator in the bird kingdom:

I knew a bitch name Fallon
Seen her alone and her phone was in my talons
She does solipsistic vids about lipsticks
But this Hawk here got you looking like a dipshit.
Bitch, you careless around “His Airness.”
Your situational awareness is weak
Unlike this beak I use to split hares with.


[ - ] dass 2 points 10 monthsJul 4, 2024 16:12:06 ago (+2/-0)

Who sits at a beach - doing that into their phone ??.
Stupid woman.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 10 monthsJul 4, 2024 10:09:10 ago (+2/-0)

Beach hawks in Japan are agressive.
Why? IDK.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 10 monthsJul 4, 2024 18:01:17 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe next time it will snatch her up and leave the phone.

[ - ] Stonkmar 1 point 10 monthsJul 4, 2024 16:35:00 ago (+1/-0)

no hawk tuahh joke?

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 10 monthsJul 4, 2024 11:43:48 ago (+1/-0)

He was going to sell that phone to a nigger for an EBT card.

[ - ] con77 1 point 10 monthsJul 4, 2024 08:37:36 ago (+1/-0)

Awesome

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 10 monthsJul 4, 2024 07:02:51 ago (+2/-1)

Yea I fucked her

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 10 monthsJul 4, 2024 14:21:33 ago (+0/-0)

The hawk must have thought that was the skinniest crab anyone ever fed him.