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African Aeronautics and Shit

submitted by 2Drunk to videos 10 monthsJul 4, 2024 20:43:37 ago (+13/-0)     (img-9gag-fun.9cache.com)

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a9y7RWj_460sv.mp4



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[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 9 monthsJul 5, 2024 08:53:06 ago (+0/-0)

Kungas an sheeeet

[ - ] Trope 1 point 10 monthsJul 4, 2024 22:31:03 ago (+2/-1)

The Wright brothers didn't get it right the first time.

Just you watch, guys. Pretty soon, Africans will be capable of flying short distances with limited controls and safety. It’s only a matter of time.

[ - ] albatrosv15 2 points 9 monthsJul 5, 2024 04:06:13 ago (+2/-0)

Any time soon the dogs will learn how to talk.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 9 monthsJul 5, 2024 04:13:59 ago (+1/-0)

There was a vid posted here a while ago where an african was saying something like: "Africa doesn't always have te newest stuff but we make gigan leaps in technology" meaning stuff like having land lines, skiping the 90s and 00s cell phones and geting right away into smartphones.

Basically staying behind way too long and then mooching off waht the rest of the world has established decades ago.

[ - ] Trope 0 points 9 monthsJul 5, 2024 08:49:33 ago (+0/-0)

Imagine you’re chilling on the southern coast of Spain when a fleet of these fill the horizon coming from Morocco. Half of them are falling out of the sky and diving straight into the water.

One day.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 9 monthsJul 5, 2024 13:45:06 ago (+0/-0)

If, some random african, manages to build their own choppa that can fly that far (even a shitty one seat) , without the help of whites or chinks, by just accessing and replicating data avilable.

And after doing that manages to overcome the "empire of dust" factor and crate a fleet of them, at this point there will be no need for the groid to storm Euro beaches.

All that would imply they now can make use of the wast resources their home has to offer.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 9 monthsJul 5, 2024 04:15:31 ago (+1/-0)

Well aslong they are doing this they are not raping aid workers or trying to invade Europe so I say let them.

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 9 monthsJul 5, 2024 05:09:04 ago (+1/-0)

it's the evil white man keeping it on the ground

[ - ] boekanier 2 points 10 monthsJul 5, 2024 01:12:37 ago (+2/-0)

and this is one of their most advanced technological feats (We wuz engineers and shiit)

[ - ] RevengeOfNeri 3 points 10 monthsJul 4, 2024 21:20:09 ago (+3/-0)

When your iq is lower than room temperature!

[ - ] Nosferatjew 6 points 10 monthsJul 4, 2024 23:21:13 ago (+6/-0)

And he's the smart one.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 10 monthsJul 5, 2024 00:29:49 ago (+0/-0)

They say there's an inteligmint 10%.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 10 monthsJul 4, 2024 21:55:17 ago (+3/-0)

FUCK...just one more 2x4 blade secured with the right amount of duct tape in a symmetrical wrap and he just might get airborne...I wouldn't worry too much about the resonating wobble and it's effect on the structure because once it flys apart the wobble diminishes, obviously the guy's a genius because he was able to bypass the need for a tail rotar, generally without centrifugal counter forces the rotating dynamics would have an auger effect basically screwing everything into the ground...how come 1st world aerial engineers can't come up with something of the sort? BOEING should hire this guy

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 10 monthsJul 4, 2024 23:20:38 ago (+3/-0)

I'm gunna be totally honest with you guys... I am actually super impressed with the flight efforts made by Africans. Granted, they are ALL hilarious failures, but they have come sooo much closer than I would have expected. It's genuinely endearing to watch these silly monkeys make such attempts. Who knows, maybe some day, one of them will get lucky, or even figure it for real. But, then of course, all the other silly monkeys in the village will crack the one "smart" monkey's head open, and all eat it's brain, hoping that this will somehow give them the power of flight. Silly monkeys.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 9 monthsJul 5, 2024 10:34:45 ago (+0/-0)

"Who knows, maybe some day, one of them will get lucky, or even figure it for real."

For all we know, they have. It's just none have survived their initial success, so we never hear about it.

The problem with being unable to imagine possible future outcomes from current data is, they have all had to discover the hard way that, in aviation of all types, it's not the takeoff or the flight that matters, so much as the nature of the landing.

You can soar like an eagle all you like, but if you land like a falling brick...

[ - ] RevengeOfNeri 9 points 10 monthsJul 4, 2024 21:18:10 ago (+9/-0)

Was expecting a blade to come off and decapitate a bystander

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 10 monthsJul 5, 2024 00:05:59 ago (+2/-0)

Same. But ALL the blades and ALL the bystanders.

My anticipation kept building up for a festive, hilarious, and energetic "dynamic dissassembly" to occur with the sort of results that could be set to "Yakkety Sax" and backed up by a laugh track.

Imagine my disappointment.