The Walmart Self-Checkout - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

The Walmart Self-Checkout
submitted by SilentByAssociation to whatever 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 11:48:04 ago (+38/-1) (whatever)

A comical exchange I just read:

I was at Walmart yesterday, self-scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while an employee monitors my activities from her "podium". And then this happened...

Her - Why are you double-bagging all of your groceries?

Me - Excuse me?

Her - You are wasting our bags!

Me - If you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.

Her - That's not my job!

Me - Okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's alright with you.

Her - Why are you using two bags?

Me - Because the bags are weak, and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.

Her - Well, that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag, then you wouldn't need to double bag.

(10 seconds of me just staring at her)

Me - So you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag.

Her - Exactly.

Me - So I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.

Her - No, because you wouldn't be double-bagging.

(Me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.)

Me - Okay. So here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag, I'm still using two bags for these two items.

Her - No, because you are not double-bagging them so it's not the same number of bags.

(Me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.)

Me - Is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?

Her - Never mind. You just don't get it.

And with that she went back to her little podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skills.

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[ - ] Laputois 0 points 11 monthsJul 6, 2024 12:11:23 ago (+0/-0)

Why were you in Walmart? Are you a nigger?

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 0 points 11 monthsJul 6, 2024 05:25:57 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, I’m in the, “I don’t fucking work here camp”. I can appreciate avoiding the groids, that’s why I do the initial walk through and find the one old white lady working the checkout. I’d gladly wait longer to not have to interact with some nigger bitch. Anymore my wife just buys everything on Amazon.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 23:28:43 ago (+0/-0)

These people are voting and we need to be seceding

[ + ] SilentByAssociation

[ - ] SilentByAssociation [op] 0 points 11 monthsJul 6, 2024 08:16:54 ago (+0/-0)

Would secession or physical removal be more efficient?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 23:01:17 ago (+0/-0)

I’ve seen this posted before, it’s been some time. Still funny assed nigger-logic.

[ - ] PORTforceOne 0 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 21:51:16 ago (+0/-0)

We don't even get bags here, they cost $1 each. I just take the blue bins that say Walmart on them and they yell at me on my way out. I always bring em back though so I dunno.

[ - ] Leveraction 0 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 21:09:23 ago (+0/-0)

You're lucky they have bags. In commiecolorado you have to PAY FOR YOUR bags or bring your filthy diseased spreading bags yourself.
But, your produce, your meat, bakery items,etc, are ALL wrapped in plastic!!! Fucking idiots. It ain't about the environment dumbshits, its about more money.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 20:06:52 ago (+2/-0)*

Holy shit, what an eye-opening thread; there are a ton of goats here openly admitting that they act like niggers.

Waaah, bagging isn't my job so I'm going to steal items as compensation

What a bunch of whiny, entitled, petty fucking boomers.

[ - ] scholarandrogue 0 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 19:15:49 ago (+0/-0)

the number of those that can't or don't 'get it' is rising. occasionally i would argue to some that if it was all self-checkout then the cashier and bagger would not have work. doesn't seem to sink in; it's off to the next distraction.

[ - ] Scyber 2 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 19:05:09 ago (+2/-0)

Whenever I'm forced to use a self checkout I always 'forget to scan' a few items because if I'm doing someone else's job then I need to be paid for it.

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 2 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 18:26:36 ago (+2/-0)

Damn that's way too much time and words spent trying to reason to with retards.

My exchange would have went something like:

Her- why are you double bagging all your groceries?

Me- The Fuck outta here.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 18:02:20 ago (+2/-0)

I charge a fee of at least one free item if I have to self check out.

[ + ] Scyber

[ - ] Scyber 4 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 19:07:11 ago (+4/-0)

And it's always the most expensive item too. Thems the rules.

[ - ] Leveraction 0 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 17:03:51 ago (+0/-0)

Ohh to have a video of this would be priceless!!
Well done sir!!

[ - ] Trope 0 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 16:31:46 ago (+1/-1)

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 16:25:22 ago (+0/-0)

"And then everyone behind you clapped and cheered"

Not going to lie, this reads like one of those reddit posts but I dont doubt the legitimacy of OPs claims.

Next time tell her to "stay in her lane"

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 23:08:35 ago (+1/-0)

It’s totally a Reddit repost

[ - ] clymer 0 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 16:25:22 ago (+0/-0)

you should have looked at her and slowly brought your index and middle finger in the shape of a 'Y' to your mouth, let your tongue slide through them, while looking at her lustfully. Then when she looked away, horrified, you could have finished bagging your groceries without the pointless diatribe

[ - ] Peleg 5 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 16:16:03 ago (+5/-0)

A few years ago I stopped at the little gas station closest to my home. I would stop some mornings on my way to work for a Mt Dew from the machine outside. They were $1 out of the machine.
One day the machine outside was out of Mt dew so I went in. Went to the back and grabbed one and set it on the counter. The smart alleck jerk that owned the place said, that'll be $1.25.
I asked why they were more inside than from the machine outside? This jerk didn't even answer. He said "do you want it or not?"
So I walked away. As I got to the door the asshole yelled at me. "GET BACK HERE AND PUT THAT DRINK BACK UP!"
I smiled and said, "it's worth a quarter to you, You put it back up"

Then I went a mile and a half down the road to the next gas station and got my Mt Dew.

[ + ] SilentByAssociation

[ - ] SilentByAssociation [op] 4 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 16:28:37 ago (+4/-0)

I would do that on principal also.

[ - ] Prairie -1 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 15:27:25 ago (+0/-1)

Use your own bags. Where I am you can get thicker plastic bags that are strong enough for a few gallons of milk each.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 2 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 14:47:45 ago (+2/-0)

At least this individual still has a whalemart with self check-out lanes. I went to one of the ones near me a few weeks ago (didn't end up buying anything of course because fuck walmart) and it seems they've closed the self check-out. I live in one of the biggest diverse shit-holes in canaderp, so I'll let you put two-and-two together for why they closed those.

[ + ] SilentByAssociation

[ - ] SilentByAssociation [op] 4 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 16:11:30 ago (+4/-0)

Commencing "food desert" sequence.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 3 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 14:43:50 ago (+4/-1)

"You're bagging wrong."
"I know 7 ways to kill someone with a plastic bag and 3 of them without making a sound."
-goes on break-

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 4 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 14:29:55 ago (+4/-0)

You were taking the extra bags she was going to steal later. How dare you steal from her!

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 1 point 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 14:18:26 ago (+1/-0)

Youre pitching anout the wrong thing. Why are you bagging your own fucking groceries.

[ - ] Localuser -1 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 13:38:36 ago (+0/-1)

.08 cents per plastic bag where I live

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 14:29:06 ago (+4/-0)

Your store is a super spreader.

Bags brought from home are covered in COVID. You should let them know.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 9 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 13:31:54 ago (+9/-0)

I Was at a grocery store with a cart full of groceries. the grocery store said they were open until 12 midnight. in actual fact they closed all the person man cash registers about five minutes after I came in.

so as I approached all the registers and noticed they were all closed and I was going to have to hand scan all those items in my cart because apparently they were trying to save money on personnel I instead very visibly walked up to the front with my cart load full of things tell somebody I wasn't going to scan them all so somebody was going to have to return them all and oh by the way they're a couple hundred dollars worth of steaks and some ice cream that'll be ruined if you don't do it quickly. needless to say they did not save money on personnel that day.

[ + ] SilentByAssociation

[ - ] SilentByAssociation [op] 8 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 14:03:44 ago (+8/-0)

Prime example of industrial society. I don't blame you.

[ + ] Love240

[ - ] Love240 3 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 19:07:35 ago (+3/-0)

That's it, that's what it is!
It's the industrialization and dehumanization of our entire lives!

"Women are only useful if they play the role of men."
"Men are only useful if they play the part of a machine."
"Your entire life is dispensable for means of progress."

Progress towards what? An atomized, role-confused, means to an end that nobody wants?
With no salvation in this world all there is left is vanity and death.

[ - ] HeyJames 3 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 13:21:59 ago (+3/-0)

Who tf bags gallons of milk lol

[ + ] SilentByAssociation

[ - ] SilentByAssociation [op] 3 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 14:02:03 ago (+4/-1)

Probably someone who doesn't want to stop. The last time I shopped at Walmart, they check your receipt at the door for any items that are unbagged. Part of their security theater or whatever they might call it.

[ + ] Weredawg

[ - ] Weredawg 3 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 16:55:25 ago (+3/-0)

Just say "no thanks" and walk the fuck on. There's nothing they can do about it. Don't stop and argue or anything like that, just keep walking.

[ + ] SilentByAssociation

[ - ] SilentByAssociation [op] 2 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 17:39:44 ago (+2/-0)

Detaining you would be unlawful imprisonment, so that's exactly correct.

[ + ] HeyJames

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 18:58:36 ago (+0/-0)

Gay

[ + ] SilentByAssociation

[ - ] SilentByAssociation [op] 0 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 19:19:41 ago (+0/-0)

Very. They're publicly traded and majority owned by jews or their puppets. What did you expect?

[ + ] HeyJames

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 21:53:04 ago (+0/-0)

Less homosexuality

[ - ] Rebooted 6 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 12:45:47 ago (+6/-0)

Why are you at Walmart?

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 14:25:01 ago (+2/-0)

Whoever wrote that lives in a low income area. "Food comes from walmart."

[ + ] CoronaHoax

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 23:29:23 ago (+1/-0)

Ya jfc and actually buying FOOD there wtf!

[ + ] MaryXmas

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 16:15:12 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, get that shit delivered.

[ + ] texasblood

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 17:17:00 ago (+0/-0)

Same reason he's on Poal,Reddit and Twitter.
Kike hypocrite cuck

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 23:02:58 ago (+0/-0)

How do you know?🤣🤣

[ + ] NeverHappened

[ - ] NeverHappened 0 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 20:04:40 ago (+0/-0)

"A comical exchange I just read:"

[ - ] Monica 0 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 12:38:49 ago (+0/-0)

lol

[ - ] Master_Foo 4 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 12:34:25 ago (+4/-0)

Don't argue with the Untermensch.

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 2 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 12:33:58 ago (+2/-0)

During the plandemic they decided to have two lanes open for a entire store like walmart. Of course 90% of the workers were missing. And then there was the 6 foot rule. Everyone was obedient and huite. The lines stretched all the way to the back of the store and the two cashiers were working at full speed like a herd of turtles. The lines were not moving. It would be an hour or more minimum to get to the car.

I took my full cart with hundreds of dollars worth to the front, announced loudly "FUCK THIS" in front of everybody standing there, and walked out.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 12:31:09 ago (+0/-0)

I'm glad my local retards can't seem to put bags out in the first place.

[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE 5 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 12:30:57 ago (+5/-0)

Fuck self-checkout. I don't fucking work here.

[ + ] Niggly_Puff

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 2 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 14:11:16 ago (+3/-1)

It's better than waiting in a line of 10 waiting on Reshunda or Tyrone who is taking their sweet time. Not to mention the boomer trying to use an expired coupon and having to wait for the manager. Self checkout is why I prefer walmart.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 14:35:26 ago (+1/-0)

Woukd you be willing to try the scan and go?

Would you also be interested in Walmarts home delivery where the employee puts your groceries away in your house for you?

[ + ] Niggly_Puff

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 1 point 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 14:52:09 ago (+2/-1)

No. Both of those things are lame. Don't get me wrong, in a perfect world those 12 checkout lanes would all be staffed with nice white people. People working jobs and no lines, great. I'd choose that over self checkout. But those days are long done. These days you get 2 lanes if you're lucky and they are staffed by slow diversity hires. I will take self checkout over that any day.

[ + ] CoronaHoax

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 23:30:36 ago (+1/-0)

Just did self checkout today. Was like. I should give myself a tip. $5 off all items.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 12:17:20 ago (+0/-0)

a quick "im walking" would have been easier.

[ - ] con77 18 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 12:08:12 ago (+18/-0)

Nigger right?

[ + ] SilentByAssociation

[ - ] SilentByAssociation [op] 18 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 13:09:43 ago (+19/-1)

Race wasn't mentioned, but based on the exchange, it must have been. The logic is flawless, and niggers, well...

but I did eat breakfast today.

[ + ] Bottled_Tears

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 7 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 14:13:38 ago (+7/-0)

So a nigger.

[ + ] ProudRebel

[ - ] ProudRebel 7 points 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 12:10:59 ago (+7/-0)

Nigger or wigger. Yep

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The Walmart Self-Checkout submitted by SilentByAssociation to whatever 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 11:48:04 ago (+38/-1) (whatever)

The Walmart Self-Checkout
submitted by SilentByAssociation to whatever 11 monthsJul 5, 2024 11:48:04 ago (+38/-1) (whatever)