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But it was a Republican who tried to kill him

That should actually be a regular media headline, yet we have to rely on the BB for something real.

I LOVE THE BABYLONBEE! LOL!

RING RING : Hello?

….is this Alec Baldwin?

…yes, why?

.., couple of things Mr. Baldwin.., first and foremost, how much money is a human life worth?

.., well you can’t just go ahead and put a monetary value on someone while they are still breathing…., you need to find the net worth of the corpse and extrapolate payment from there…., it’s not complicated…, , it’s like shooting a fish in a barrel. wait..

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lol this is literally what I said to my parents in the phone today. You have the media calling somebody Hitler for 8 years it was predictable. My parents agreed. What did your parents say op? Aw I forgot your dad is dead and your mom has dementia. She doesn’t remember you. I’m sorry. Everything in life has a purpose though right? Your purpose is to be part of a bloodline that god hates. I am a saint so im taking gods side on this. Why don’t you send me a couple nudes plus addresses so I can fulfill my purpose and make you the first recorded human ant farm.