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A Half kike Half nigger Boy Goes to His Father And Axed Him

submitted by King_Leopold_II to Jokes 9 monthsJul 16, 2024 14:09:23 ago (+24/-0)     (Jokes)

B: Daddy, am I more black or jewish.

D: Why do you want to know son?

B: Well, there’s a kid at school selling his bike for forty dollars. I want to know if I should talk him down to 30, or just steal it.


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[ - ] HelenHighwater 14 points 9 monthsJul 16, 2024 14:14:25 ago (+14/-0)

B: Also, daddy, why is my penis so much larger than the other third graders? Is it cuz I'm half black?

D: No son, it is because you are sixteen years old.

[ - ] Fascinus 5 points 9 monthsJul 16, 2024 14:14:48 ago (+5/-0)

Good one.

[ - ] dass 0 points 9 monthsJul 16, 2024 22:44:47 ago (+0/-0)

And way too excited you little freak, now get out of the changing room and stop looking !' ...

[ - ] Steelerfish 3 points 9 monthsJul 16, 2024 15:58:50 ago (+3/-0)

Young Schmuel would’ve been talked down to 30 and then traded the niglet the back for the bike with a 30 cent piece of fried chicken- young niglet isn’t able to equate last transaction with current transaction….. He has chicken.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 3 points 9 monthsJul 16, 2024 14:16:22 ago (+3/-0)

Math question. A puerto rican a nigger and jew fall off a bridge. Who hits the ground first?

[ - ] Reawakened 4 points 9 monthsJul 16, 2024 14:55:35 ago (+4/-0)

Who cares?

[ - ] 15MAR 2 points 9 monthsJul 16, 2024 16:39:39 ago (+2/-0)

The jew, his nose will touch the ground before the nig and spic get there

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 9 monthsJul 16, 2024 17:23:06 ago (+0/-0)

Who cares? We will also tske the puerto ricsn has to stop and steal simething on the way down

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 9 monthsJul 16, 2024 16:02:39 ago (+1/-0)

Candace Owens goes splat

[ - ] dass 1 point 9 monthsJul 16, 2024 22:48:51 ago (+1/-0)

The kike by a nose then the nigger - weighted down by the stolen bike he is on, while the spic's loud flashy clothes billow out as a pseudo parachute.

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 9 monthsJul 16, 2024 14:12:53 ago (+3/-0)

Why, steal it and then offer a loan to sell it back to him!

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 9 monthsJul 16, 2024 16:33:29 ago (+2/-0)

Implying jews don't steal.

[ - ] racerxist 1 point 9 monthsJul 16, 2024 14:29:01 ago (+1/-0)

is that 5 inch wound in dads face gonna heal?