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One Day Until Our Shitty Autist Breaks Public Key Encryption

submitted by GrayDragon to TellUpgoat 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 10:57:00 ago (+8/-3)     (TellUpgoat)

We have the best autist, don't we, folks! Best autists. If I were an autist, I'd be the best autist. Just don't shoot me in the ear.

applause

Seriously, I'm the best autist, and I'm going to break the strongest encryption tomorrow. Why? Because I'm the best autist. We have the best autists, don't we folks?


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[ - ] Trope 1 point 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 21:09:34 ago (+1/-0)

Pretty sure once you’ve hit a discovery like this, a few black suburbans quickly show up at your house and take you to Fort something or other.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 15:39:39 ago (+1/-0)

"encryption"? fuck that,go to "Vegas"!

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 14:25:07 ago (+1/-0)

Does this mean any new satellite photos of the night side will only show darkness?

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 11:01:31 ago (+3/-0)

If shitty means not government plant.

We have the most non government plant autists ever!

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 2 points 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 11:05:08 ago (+2/-0)

A few hours from now by @prototype:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fWyzwo1xg0

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 11:06:24 ago (+2/-0)

You only hear silence because its what they want you to hear.

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 1 point 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 11:03:01 ago (+1/-0)

Fear the @prototype:

https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=6697dce3e71a9

I wait with abated breath.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 11:04:58 ago (+2/-0)

hypergoth and prototype are mood.

[ - ] Love240 2 points 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 12:07:53 ago (+2/-0)

Our schizos ™

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 3 points 11 monthsJul 17, 2024 11:00:05 ago (+3/-0)

I forgot to increase D by two. (D = depth, stupid).