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Android phones are ghetto as Hell

submitted by Trope to TellUpgoat 9 monthsJul 20, 2024 23:03:10 ago (+4/-1)     (TellUpgoat)

And Apple iPhone is for poor faggots who want to look wealthy.


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[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 21:59:26 ago (+0/-0)

Androids rule, mine have never malfunctioned even after being dropped hundreds of times

[ - ] clymer 1 point 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 06:40:05 ago (+1/-0)*

Go to swappa.com, find an unlocked pixel6a (UNLOCKED)
re-image it with grapheneos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qruzL9IdUr8

None of the J6 protesters using this privacy OS have been raided by feds because, unlike standard phones which provide geofencing / location telemetry to be sent to and recorded by the carriers, they had no tracking device recording their location and tying them to the scene effectively making them invisible.

I suggest 6a to save you money. Go newer if you have more money to spend but must be unlocked pixel

protect yourselves goats

https://grapheneos.org/

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 2 points 9 monthsJul 20, 2024 23:09:41 ago (+2/-0)

i dont give a rat ass about branding. convenience is what truly matters to me

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 4 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 03:18:27 ago (+4/-0)

Be Honest.

Do you really think it's worth carrying a GPS locating device that passively listens, records video, audio, and text messages for others to view without your permission?

I wouldn't mind it if I could completely remove the battery from the phone to ensure I could control all outgoing information... but they intentionally designed that ability out of existence.

[ - ] Trope [op] 1 point 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 09:16:11 ago (+1/-0)

Great point.

[ - ] MrPancake 5 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 00:29:32 ago (+5/-0)

My old ass Galaxy S7 told me to tell you that you are a nigger.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 01:03:19 ago (+1/-0)

My S9+ had to be retired...still functional though.

[ - ] DitchPig 0 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 08:28:20 ago (+0/-0)

I use those to fly my drones!

Still going strong.

[ - ] Trope [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 09:15:28 ago (+0/-0)

Sheeeeeeeiiiiiiit

Galaxy!? Weren't those known for exploding?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 6 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 00:02:58 ago (+6/-0)

I miss me old flip phone.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 4 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 00:18:28 ago (+4/-0)

I miss my old wall phone! Course that wouldn't fit in muh pocket!

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 00:23:42 ago (+3/-0)

Yea,the line/wire might be a bit of an inconvenince.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 2 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 03:15:35 ago (+2/-0)

Land lines worked in shit weather, and didn't spontaneously burst into flames.

I'd gladly go back if they didn't make land lines so fucking expensive.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 11 points 9 monthsJul 20, 2024 23:16:00 ago (+11/-0)

You must've born after the year 2000. Everyone else's mind is still blown that they can carry a computer that powerful in their pocket.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 3 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 00:11:56 ago (+3/-0)

I'm still blown away that my current phone cost 3X what my first car did.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 3 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 03:13:14 ago (+3/-0)

I bet that the phone costs less to make than your first car did also.

Apple is so fucking evil.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 23:19:40 ago (+1/-0)

I can say with absolute certainty that at 15 I had more fun with my 69' firebird than I'll EVER have with a damn sail foam!

[ - ] HeyJames 3 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 03:17:45 ago (+3/-0)

Funny my wife buys expensive phones and always has problems. Meanwhile my $300 no contract basic smart phones hold up like tanks

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 9 monthsJul 27, 2024 12:10:39 ago (+0/-0)

But is that only because a basic smart phone doesn't have the toys your wife's expensive phone does? That was rhetorical because these days they pack even the cheapest S/P with all the money grabbing programs on the more expensive ones. I personally think the only people S/P's are smart for are the JOOZ who promote them. We now have more than one generation of kids brought up by and with smart phones. Have you tried talking to anyone you don't know, a cashier, stock boy in a grocery, any teenager or early twenty something kid? It's like talking to a fucking zombie! If they don't have emojis they're incapable of polite social conversation! The majority of parents have left raising their kids to the electric JOO and their cell phones. I've heard kids these days can't date in the way we did because they don't know how to interact without cell phones. I'm not sure I buy that because they do go to skoo and interact there but with "distance" learning we can even take that away! Kids who aren't together can't conspire? Who knows.

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 00:30:58 ago (+3/-0)

We did use cell phones back in the 80s, although they were brick sized and the bills were $$$$$.

[ - ] HeyJames 3 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 02:04:44 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah he's really young

[ - ] Trope [op] 1 point 9 monthsJul 20, 2024 23:18:00 ago (+1/-0)

The younger generation didn't have a choice.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 3 points 9 monthsJul 20, 2024 23:50:41 ago (+3/-0)

Doesn’t excuse lack of appreciation. I’m grateful we aren’t riding horse and buggy - even though I didn’t have a choice to drive cars.

[ - ] NeverHappened 0 points 9 monthsJul 21, 2024 12:55:07 ago (+0/-0)

My teachers always belabored that we wouldn't have a calculator in our pockets and now we have a whole ass computer lol.