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If you're some kid watching porn today just know that no women do not squirt.

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 9 monthsJul 25, 2024 13:41:52 ago (+9/-5)     (TellUpgoat)

If you're some kid watching porn today just know that no women do not squirt.

I don't want women or men who are young and inexperienced to feel like something's wrong if a woman is not squirting.


I don't know how this whole thing got started but part of me thinks it's probably some way to start a climatizing people to tranny women who are really men and so when shit happens it's unusual they think it's normal.

Maybe it just started when some woman had to pee too bad cuz you know if you're not peeing before you have sex you might have a little leakage.

Quite frankly I find the whole thing disgusting honestly but I don't understand the appeal of half of porn these days people spitting on each other and licking each other's assholes and now they want women to gush some disgusting liquid all over you.

I just don't get it but I want kids to know that that is not natural or normal it is not what they do. I don't know why anybody would want them to do that.




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[ - ] con77 0 points 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 12:56:14 ago (+0/-0)

not like the geysers you see in porn but Ive had a couple women squirt on me while I was in them

[ - ] Stonkmar 0 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 19:31:42 ago (+0/-0)

All porn is fake, and that will also mean AI generated people. So, yes. It's all fake.

[ - ] clymer 0 points 9 monthsJul 25, 2024 21:28:13 ago (+0/-0)

ive had lots of pussy. can't even remember them all tbh. lost count by the time i was ..35? any way, i don't recall a squirter. granted i may half been pie-eyed drunk, but ..somehow i don't think i am missing out on anything

[ - ] Shotinthedark3 0 points 9 monthsJul 25, 2024 18:14:36 ago (+0/-0)

Women do squirt. maybe you just haven't figured out how to make that happen. Its not great for the sheets so I have a special sex blanket and a mattress protector.

[ - ] MrPancake 0 points 9 monthsJul 25, 2024 17:57:52 ago (+1/-1)

Listen up virgin. My wife squirts when she sneezes. It is part of the damage brought by child bearing. Stop talking.

[ - ] DitchPig 1 point 9 monthsJul 25, 2024 22:16:08 ago (+1/-0)

That's urine.

Your wife pisses herself.

[ - ] MrPancake 0 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 13:58:04 ago (+1/-1)

Yes; that is what squirting is. You fucking children. You need to get off the internet.

[ - ] DitchPig 0 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 20:06:32 ago (+0/-0)

You fuck children?

No wonder your wife pisses herself.

[ - ] HeyJames 3 points 9 monthsJul 25, 2024 17:34:06 ago (+3/-0)

Have you ever had sex?

[ - ] dass 0 points 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 19:15:07 ago (+0/-0)

'What?/. Like with a woman ??'

[ - ] DieselForever 5 points 9 monthsJul 25, 2024 16:57:55 ago (+5/-0)

no idea about porn but this post is cope

be it uncontrolled piss (doubtful since it doesn't smell like it) or otherwise, some women squirt. Anyone who thinks otherwise is trying to cope

[ - ] dass 2 points 9 monthsJul 25, 2024 19:04:46 ago (+2/-0)

Yea, this is simply a cope post.
Ignoring reality that some woman can and do.
Almost like posting - 'Men that shoot ejaculate are not normal - it should only dribble' vibes.

[ - ] DieselForever 1 point 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 13:54:14 ago (+1/-0)

To the male one I was honestly expecting range to decrease with age 😅

[ - ] dass 1 point 9 monthsJul 26, 2024 19:14:31 ago (+1/-0)

'I see what you did there' lol

[ - ] WNwoman 0 points 9 monthsJul 25, 2024 16:14:13 ago (+2/-2)

It’s pee. It’s something that happens sometimes and it’s nothing to be ashamed of, but it’s also nothing to be proud about. It’s ridiculous how it’s become a bragging point to some people. Great, you squirted urine out during sex, cool.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 9 monthsJul 25, 2024 17:44:15 ago (+1/-0)

ha. You got downvoted. Someone doesnt like you breaking the illusion.

[ - ] WNwoman 1 point 9 monthsJul 25, 2024 20:01:17 ago (+1/-0)

Haha. Keep telling themselves they aren’t getting peed on. Sure, it’s special fluid.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 9 monthsJul 25, 2024 17:07:39 ago (+0/-0)

Fun way to make thinking about sex being a chore though.

[ - ] dass -1 points 9 monthsJul 25, 2024 19:10:09 ago (+0/-1)*

It can be both idiot - from the urethra (urine) or from secretion glands inside/ near the cervix
(Female hormonal fluid not unlike male semen but a female version).

EDIT: Lol for the downvote. I guess pussy juice is just pee also. what an idiot, you clearly didnt pay attention to biology class, lady.

PS - how does this supposed urinal fluid 'squirt' from the vagina and not actually from the urethra (with is connected to the bladder for passing urine). actually dont bother - guess we have a non-squirter.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 6 points 9 monthsJul 25, 2024 16:14:00 ago (+6/-0)

Its also not normal for women to orgasm. I've only seen it happen once in real life. Normality here is they lay silently on their phone while you do your thing.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 9 monthsJul 25, 2024 21:08:36 ago (+1/-0)

^ This guy fucks

[ - ] HelpAcct123 0 points 9 monthsJul 25, 2024 16:25:22 ago (+0/-0)

Hahahaha

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 9 monthsJul 25, 2024 15:14:12 ago (+0/-1)*

Squirting videos are unattractive anyway. If you're going to partake of this stuff you're just as well to limit it to my dead sub as anything. I only posted the best, artsy, high end stuff.

https://www.upgoat.net/v/Playboy

Fwiw I no longer watch 'porn'. Don't so much as have a cell phone anymore for one thing. I still think all pretty young women should do at least one solo video.

[ - ] Localuser 1 point 9 monthsJul 25, 2024 15:11:10 ago (+1/-0)

Yea that’s right, they pee out of their butts.

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 9 monthsJul 25, 2024 14:54:59 ago (+2/-0)

If you're some kid watching porn today just know that no women do not squirt.

Fake news.

Admittedly, my sample size is small and 2 out of the 3 women I've been with can and/or do squirt.

Granted, it's not something that's likely to occur without special attention (or lucky combination of anatomies) and with one of the broads it was nothing out of the ordinary (Cowgirl IIRC). She was some kind of mutant freak though.

The other one I had to work for it and it was there.

The one that didn't happen? Well, it didn't happen on its own and I didn't try.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 9 monthsJul 25, 2024 13:56:11 ago (+0/-0)

yeah its a fetish,the thinking is to make the female orgasm "visible" just like when men cum which they do ejaculate so apart from the erection is visible for the woman to notice

if you cant perceive her vag contractions as she is cumming then you are going to be sol. this is the reason why women can fake it. we men cannot and do not.

but yeah its a fetish.

the spitting thing is just as disgusting, i do agree

[ - ] deleted 0 points 9 monthsJul 25, 2024 15:00:44 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] goatfugee12 9 points 9 monthsJul 25, 2024 13:54:35 ago (+10/-1)

cringe for you man. I am by no means trying to sound braggadocios but they can and do lose control of their piss in the heat of the moment. It's piss, its not "pussy juice" its just piss and they lose temporary control of their bladder sphincter. Had a young lady-friend get super embarrassed cry and run out of the room cause she thought she pissed herself during sex. I mean technically she did, but still, it's a thing, sorry for ya.

[ - ] CHIRO 5 points 9 monthsJul 25, 2024 14:57:48 ago (+5/-0)*

Came to say this. Piss. Well, it's partially piss. It isn't the top prize only the best pipe-layers get. Some women are just neurologically wired to lose control of that muscle during orgasm.

Women have Skene's glands that are homologous to the male prostate, and these glands produce a fluid that's a lot like male seminal fluid (not semen) -- the clear stuff. So, squirt is usually a mixture of this seminal fluid and some fluid from the bladder. The more it gushes, the more the bladder is contributing.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 9 monthsJul 25, 2024 13:58:02 ago (+2/-0)

as a common thing is what I think he meant.There are articles telling you how to do it. Thats disturbing as all get out. Im sure after a few years of forcing yourself to do it because "trend" its going to fuck you up.

[ - ] HelpAcct123 0 points 9 monthsJul 25, 2024 16:28:10 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah that's gross trying to teach young men and young women that if a girl doesn't squirt its not good sex. On the other hand, it happens sometimes and everybody is different in the moment. Weird world we live in now.

[ - ] Trope 0 points 9 monthsJul 25, 2024 21:59:04 ago (+0/-0)

The urinary tract releases a lot of minerals through urination.

Ask me how I know. 😭

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 11 points 9 monthsJul 25, 2024 13:46:17 ago (+11/-0)

It’s also not normal for women to be covered in tattoos and get railed by massive niggerdicks.