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I Just Purged My Porn Stache. If You’re Using It I Urge You To Do The Same.

submitted by King_Leopold_II to TellUpgoat 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 07:25:56 ago (+24/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/q1faqb.mp4

Feels good getting rid of that shit.

Song: Perturbator - Death Squad

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W47jx3y_76A&pp=ygUXcGVydHVyYmF0b3IgZGVhdGggc3F1YWQ%3D

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[ - ] FreeinTX 16 points 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 07:55:49 ago (+16/-0)

I thought this was a thread about you getting rid of your mustache.

[ - ] King_Leopold_II [op] 5 points 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 08:07:11 ago (+5/-0)

Yeah I made a mistake.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 6 points 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 10:04:44 ago (+6/-0)

So, you regret shaving the ‘stache, then?

[ - ] King_Leopold_II [op] 4 points 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 10:15:40 ago (+4/-0)

The stache yes, the stash no.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 5 points 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 15:15:11 ago (+5/-0)

He clearly said porn stache, after all. Personally, I think those are making a comeback.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 21:36:17 ago (+0/-0)

Seriously

[ - ] Ragnar 8 points 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 10:16:57 ago (+8/-0)*

I don’t understand how people have stashes these days. Like you keep your grandpa’s magazines in a box?
Porn is so ubiquitous and accessible on internet, it’s a far worse evil than a stash of magazines. The ease of getting the sickness in like two clicks compromises the commitment to never watch that brain rot unless you are very strong willed. I have never had a “stash” but I quit a few years ago, but I will admit I did fall a handful of times in the past five years, which is far far better than the average guy out there.

We have to do something about the ease of access to porn online. It’s sick and makes people objectively sick, but the worst part about it is it can reach children so easily. We must protect our children at all costs.

[ - ] King_Leopold_II [op] 1 point 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 10:32:12 ago (+1/-0)

We have to do something about the ease of access to porn online

I don’t know how easy it would be to code but what about a virus that if it detects nudity or maybe even the watermarks it deletes it.

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 11:37:28 ago (+3/-0)

I have heard in saydi arabia or some such countries they block everything with nudity. So it can be done if the government wants to. But of course, the government does not want to. We have to manually ban pornsites on our own computers and never allow kids online without parents physically monitoring

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 11:21:48 ago (+1/-0)

Would have to rely on stenography or something. Detecting nudity would require a massive amount of computational power, and ingenuity. Current AI doesn't do such a good job of it, they use other tricks to 'detect' it.

[ - ] Ragnar 4 points 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 11:38:59 ago (+4/-0)

Other tricks
Pajeets watching and fapping then manually blocking

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 11:43:28 ago (+2/-0)

You aren't far off. The modern 'mechanical Turk' is alive and well.

[ - ] TheYiddler 0 points 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 15:31:05 ago (+1/-1)

Discord can decently detect porn. It does it automatically in dms from strangers. It can be enabled for channels and servers to.

[ - ] Monica 1 point 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 13:55:19 ago (+2/-1)

AI can detect nudity. All those AI apps use it. It's called: .ifnude

The code for it is here: https://github.com/s0md3v/ifnude

A neural nets powered library that can detect nudity in images of both real humans and drawings. It takes an image as input and tells you exactly what NSFW parts of the body are visible. Optionally, you can censor the said parts.

[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 01:17:24 ago (+1/-0)

What about viewing art of antiquity? That's a lot of nude in its beauteous form. I love Roman and Greek sculpture. If I were rich, those are what I would collect.

[ - ] AnonymousLex 0 points 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 15:23:15 ago (+0/-0)

You'd need an open source list of sites to ban at the admin level of the device you kids have. And don't let them stay the night anywhere you're kidding yourself if you don't think they'll look at naked women when the adults go to bed

[ - ] Crackinjokes 3 points 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 07:35:16 ago (+3/-0)

I didn't know I could use your porn stash.

[ - ] King_Leopold_II [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 07:43:29 ago (+0/-0)

Damn it.

Edit - double oops, I spelled stash wrong too 😡

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 18:58:08 ago (+1/-0)*

I Just Purged My Porn Stache Stash.

FIFY.

"Porn 'stache" and "porn stash" are NOT the same thing.

https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/pornstache/

https://bookofbarbering.com/porn-stache/

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=porn+stache&iar=images&iax=images&ia=images

(I "purged" my "porn 'stache" years ago. It felt like it took about 3 pounds off my upper lip and about 10 years off my apparent age. Brown chicken, brown cow.)

[ - ] King_Leopold_II [op] 1 point 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 03:17:34 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks mate, glad you got rid of you stache too.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 16:35:08 ago (+1/-0)

Mine is more of a full walrus, combined with a 5-7mm beard. Zero porn or perv vibe.

[ - ] King_Leopold_II [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 17:17:51 ago (+0/-0)

Degenerate as fuck!

[ - ] Sal_180 1 point 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 14:00:09 ago (+1/-0)

Porn stash? Is it the 80s? Do you have vhs tapes and playboys?

[ - ] King_Leopold_II [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 14:42:13 ago (+0/-0)

Downloads, cause stuff gets dmca and taken down.

[ - ] Sal_180 1 point 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 14:44:42 ago (+1/-0)

Definitely not a good situation to need to do that

[ - ] King_Leopold_II [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 15:18:46 ago (+0/-0)

Very true.

[ - ] ProudRebel 1 point 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 12:22:39 ago (+1/-0)

Do you guys consider female nudity to be porn? I enjoy r/redheads over on plebbit. Beautiful women. I have a weakness for redheads. I like to think nudity is not porn. What say goats?

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 13:15:13 ago (+2/-0)

Porn.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 1 point 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 16:14:42 ago (+1/-0)

70's era Sears catalogue bra pages?

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 9 monthsJul 31, 2024 09:30:07 ago (+1/-0)

I don't know man. I sure did look at them like it was but that's probably because I was kind of a perve when I was younger.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 00:58:52 ago (+0/-0)

Don’t even know what that means

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 9 monthsJul 31, 2024 09:35:23 ago (+0/-0)

Well young fellow, way back in the Ancient days of the 1970's boys could not get porn to look at just any time they wanted it like they can today. Many of us would resort to looking at the bathing suits, lingerie, and bra and panties sections of sales magazines like JC Penny and Sears. It's amazing what a young fella can imagine in his mind with a little stimulation from a few pictures.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 9 monthsJul 31, 2024 10:27:53 ago (+0/-0)

Haha made me laugh. But much to your chagrin, 1970s is an ancient era.

It's amazing what a young fella can imagine in his mind with a little stimulation from a few pictures.

That’s how it should be, unlike the most depraved sickening material only a couple clicks away that even little children can find. And some young people are so dependent on vile filth they have ed now, can’t even fuck their naked wives

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 00:58:25 ago (+0/-0)

Degenerate

[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 20:36:20 ago (+1/-1)

Does anyone have more of the clip just after the whore in the beginning with the soldiers holding torches?

[ - ] King_Leopold_II [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 03:16:33 ago (+1/-1)

More than my op? It’s about 90 seconds or so.

[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 18:10:58 ago (+0/-0)

You have more of that clip?

[ - ] King_Leopold_II [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 19:05:43 ago (+0/-0)

Sorry bud but no.

[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 9 monthsJul 30, 2024 19:16:33 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, it's hard ti find stuff like unfortunately. Anyways thanks for the clip you posted.

[ - ] King_Leopold_II [op] 1 point 9 monthsJul 31, 2024 05:51:42 ago (+1/-0)

I wish it were longer too, but I don’t have the patience at the moment to do editing.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 07:49:20 ago (+0/-0)

JADE FARM?

[ - ] King_Leopold_II [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 29, 2024 07:55:21 ago (+0/-0)

??