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Reddit Roastie Has Impossibly High Expectations for a Husband

submitted by Scyber to Women 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 18:44:00 ago (+23/-1)     (pic8.co)

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The internet and social media has ruined women's minds when it comes to dating and marriage.
This bitch is insane and sounds like a entitled supercunt. She'll NEVER be happy no matter what.


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[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 11:40:32 ago (+1/-0)

When women make that income requirement alone, they have excluded probably 80% of all eligible men. When she tacks on that height requirement. She is now down to a pool of probably 10% of men who hopefully for her are not married since the average height of an American man is about 5’10”. If you add on all of her other pre-requisites including extreme proximity, she has less than probably .00003% of all men to choose from.

[ - ] hylo 0 points 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 09:12:57 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds reasonable.

[ - ] rabidR04CH 0 points 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 08:31:29 ago (+0/-0)

I'll bet that she is a fat progressive Jew.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 11:44:05 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, due to her dislike of military, law enforcement and related fields.

[ - ] Hermes 2 points 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 06:42:39 ago (+2/-0)

looks fake and gay

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 2 points 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 05:47:53 ago (+2/-0)

women talk shit 24/7, it doesn't mean she won't actually date a guy who doesn't fit those standards.

[ - ] the_old_ones 2 points 9 monthsAug 3, 2024 03:53:24 ago (+2/-0)

does this bitch think EMTs are in the army? literally, they save peoples lives, and thats somehow a bad thing to her

[ - ] ModernGuilt 1 point 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 23:59:36 ago (+1/-0)

I guarantee she's got more tattoos than my biker buddies

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 3 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 23:18:58 ago (+3/-0)

Poor bastard not only has to meet those unrealistic expectations but never ever ever ever say the wrong thing or guess what? GHOSTED

[ - ] shitface9000 3 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 23:15:18 ago (+3/-0)

her clock is ticking ... not the man's

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 23:10:31 ago (+1/-0)

She is the type to think all those Hallmark movies are documentaries.

[ - ] Trope 2 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 23:00:25 ago (+2/-0)

Thank you for posting a screenshot!

[ - ] bohmoonx 0 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 22:40:05 ago (+0/-0)

Hey, what is Barack breaking up with Mike and looking for a new mate?

[ - ] clymer 1 point 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 22:10:23 ago (+1/-0)

I relish the day the world turns to shit and this douche calls her mom in tears and then shuts the fuck up.. During the call, the line goes dead due to unstable, unmaintained infrastructure. She will cry. She will bitch. She will beg. But mostly, ..she will shut the fuck up

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 22:07:51 ago (+1/-0)

Gawd, what a cunt.

[ - ] FluffyBunnySlippers 0 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 22:07:34 ago (+0/-0)

If she’s got the goods to deliver on that, good for her.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 5 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 21:54:33 ago (+5/-0)

I guarantee you there isn't a single man out there that fits all of her criteria. And if there is, she almost certainly doesn't meet a single one of his requirements. Have fun being single, you delusional and self-absorbed cunt.

[ - ] Rowdybme 2 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 21:44:27 ago (+2/-0)

Enjoy your cats bitch.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 21:27:48 ago (+1/-0)*

This page isn’t workingpic8.co didn’t send any data.

I don't remember that page ever working.

As for her list, meh. It's good to know what you want, and particularly good to not keep it a secret. Even if she has almost zero possibility of getting that, she's not compromising herself by lowering her standards. If she's fine with her likely consequences, then no problem.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 4 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 20:40:35 ago (+4/-0)

That is hilarious. My favorite is he has to have all of these top .01% attributes and live within 15 minutes of her for her convenience.
"I'm not waiting 10 minutes to be picked up" says the woman that keeps him waiting 20 minutes after he's arrived.
What a ridiculous cunt. I will enjoy knowing how miserable she is with her life.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 21:47:00 ago (+2/-0)

I don't see why she would have to be miserable. Having zero contact with a bunch of retarded people is optimal.

[ - ] dass 4 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 23:02:12 ago (+4/-0)

Unless also being retarded herself (clearly, she is) has a neurotic default requiring that other people also have to share in her delusion.

[ - ] puppy528 6 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 20:39:03 ago (+6/-0)

"Must be excited to be a dad to my mixed-race baby. No Exceptions."

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 20:38:08 ago (+1/-0)

If she is a 5 foot 10 in fit white woman who is a Virginia and above an 8 I think her list is fine.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 21:45:35 ago (+0/-0)

I was gonna say. This list is what I will give to my daughters.

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 8 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 20:37:01 ago (+8/-0)

She writes her bullshit dating profile with the same language she uses to write her bullshit HR policies.


[ - ] MaryXmas 7 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 20:20:40 ago (+7/-0)

Women need to start focusing on what they offer.

[ - ] BoozyB 19 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 19:40:33 ago (+19/-0)

She will be eaten by her cats after she dies of Chardonnay poisoning.

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 1 point 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 19:42:56 ago (+1/-0)

Lol

[ - ] CHIRO 17 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 19:33:00 ago (+17/-0)

Her: 5'3", 197 lbs., owner and operator of "a boss girl online marketing boutique agency", $400k in debt for two associates degrees from Pinecone Community College (the first was in cosmetology), and has an 'ex' who she's cool with ("he's around so you just have to deal with that") and he owns a ton of guns

[ - ] bobdole9 8 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 18:53:05 ago (+8/-0)

Watching her hit the wall will be fun!

[ - ] DivineLight2 7 points 9 monthsAug 2, 2024 21:23:58 ago (+7/-0)

I'd put good money on her having already crashed into.

No man fits all that and if he did he could do a lot better than her.