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I finally got an A on a test

submitted by ProudRebel to whatever 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 16:17:06 ago (+65/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] ProudRebel [op] 12 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 16:18:03 ago (+12/-0)

[ - ] lord_nougat 13 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 16:39:58 ago (+13/-0)

Fuck. I only got 97%.
I should have studied.

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 8 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 16:49:29 ago (+8/-0)

I got 100% too and I didn't even study, so ah, I guess I'm kinda important around here now.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 17:06:59 ago (+3/-0)

You are clearly the very greatest Mok there is around here!

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 2 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 19:02:19 ago (+2/-0)

Probably should change my name to Mr. Mok now, don't ya think, M'Lord?
Got an image to keep now old bean.

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 7 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 18:51:38 ago (+7/-0)

In your defense, Q4 is ambiguously worded:

A Jew living in the West is often just as loyal to his country as a white person.

The "his country" for the jew is always Israel, so the answer is yes from that regard. Should say "just as loyal to the country he resides in and is a citizen of" or something to be less ambiguous.

[ - ] Pasty 0 points 10 monthsAug 8, 2024 08:32:33 ago (+0/-0)

When has a Jew been loyal to anything?

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 19:23:21 ago (+3/-0)

How did you not get 100%?

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 19:40:12 ago (+5/-0)

Idunno, I think second guessing implications of some of the questions phraseology. Or I am still just that little bit of a california faggot retard. Possibly a bit of both.

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 22:03:26 ago (+2/-0)

You need more training I guess.

Back to race school for you!

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 10 monthsAug 8, 2024 01:02:16 ago (+2/-0)

There's some ambiguity to a couple of the questions. Especially the one about jews in the west being more true to their country. The real question there is which country is 'their' country.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 10 monthsAug 8, 2024 02:35:51 ago (+2/-0)

Yes, precisely.
But I am still a faggot, just for being californian.

[ - ] NoRefunds 3 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 18:24:36 ago (+3/-0)

Stupid test but I also got 100%

[ - ] NuckFiggers 6 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 19:19:48 ago (+6/-0)

This entire test is bullshit. Most of these questions are objective and they're coming at them like it's a belief or subjective. It's dishonest.

We can test whether these are true or not, it's not about what someone wants to believe, it's what has been proven true.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 10 monthsAug 8, 2024 01:06:43 ago (+1/-0)

All tests like this are bullshit. It's because they come from a post-modernist viewpoint.

[ - ] NeedleStack 5 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 16:54:46 ago (+5/-0)

98% but only because I have no idea how inflexible their religion is.

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 16:54:27 ago (+5/-0)

Your result: OY VEY!!!

[ - ] Stonkmar 4 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 18:57:49 ago (+4/-0)

This test should be required during upgoat registration

[ - ] Hermes 3 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 19:02:15 ago (+3/-0)

72% I barely passed but still got my degree

[ - ] uvulectomy 4 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 20:08:29 ago (+4/-0)

"D stands for Diploma!"

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 3 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 18:54:39 ago (+3/-0)

I got a 92%! I need a refresher course.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 3 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 18:40:54 ago (+3/-0)

98%, only because not all jews are physically cowards. But I also believe many worse things about jews than the test asked about, so I should get extra credit for that.

[ - ] BoozyB 3 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 18:16:15 ago (+3/-0)

Upgoat Honor Roll

[ - ] JewsAintHonkies -1 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 21:36:57 ago (+0/-1)

Hopefully that will become the FBI's most wanted list.

[ - ] WNwoman 3 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 17:40:50 ago (+3/-0)

They’ll be knocking on your door later tonight…

[ - ] con77 3 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 17:10:17 ago (+3/-0)

ITS ABOUT TIME

[ - ] yesiknow 3 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 16:25:42 ago (+3/-0)

Good. Now how are on the gun range and arson tactics?

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 3 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 16:23:24 ago (+3/-0)

YAY!!!!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 10 monthsAug 8, 2024 00:25:19 ago (+2/-0)

I scored 95%. It must have been that one question about country loyalty.
Guess I’ll have to nigger-whip a jew to make up for my apparent shortcomings.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 10 monthsAug 8, 2024 04:12:30 ago (+2/-0)

Same here on 95%.
20 Questions, each is worth 5%, it must have been an ambiguously worded question in there.

The best part of the quiz is where you can share it on Facebook, kek.

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 18:25:47 ago (+2/-0)

HA! I Aced it!

Perfect score!

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 18:23:19 ago (+2/-0)

I got 100% too.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 17:07:04 ago (+3/-1)

I got a D on ur mom.

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 1 point 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 19:00:00 ago (+1/-0)

It's a living- Fred Flintstone's record player bird. or something

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 4 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 19:40:59 ago (+4/-0)

Ancient reference. Metamucil and timeshare scams headed your way.

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 1 point 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 20:04:54 ago (+1/-0)

That was in the sixties, so before my time and I'm old. I do miss the cheesy Saturday morning cartoons though. It was a much simpler time.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 1 point 10 monthsAug 8, 2024 03:38:31 ago (+1/-0)

Only 96%.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 10 monthsAug 8, 2024 02:25:16 ago (+1/-0)

gratz

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 10 monthsAug 8, 2024 01:03:23 ago (+1/-0)*

https://files.catbox.moe/iighap.png

Here's the whole wording after the test.

Edit:

A bit more compact.
https://files.catbox.moe/6sppfn.jpg

[ - ] hylo 1 point 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 23:00:26 ago (+1/-0)

72% because I don't agree with punishing an entire group for the actions of its individuals. You can always punish individuals for individual actions and if that happens to be the entire group then so be it.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 10 monthsAug 8, 2024 00:28:04 ago (+1/-0)

That’s cute.
It doesn’t apply to jews.
All jews are guilty.
Why not?
Israel government says there are no innocent Palestinians in Gaza.
What’s the difference?

[ - ] hylo 1 point 10 monthsAug 10, 2024 09:35:49 ago (+1/-0)

To put it simply is because we are better than that. At least I like to think and act that way. It's why I'm superior. It's where my white pride comes from.

[ - ] Hermes 0 points 10 monthsAug 8, 2024 13:36:18 ago (+0/-0)

72% club what's up

[ - ] canbot 1 point 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 21:37:09 ago (+1/-0)

We need one of those for racism, but it calls out anti white racism.

[ - ] gardella 1 point 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 20:49:17 ago (+1/-0)

damn 98, need extra credit

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 20:13:53 ago (+1/-0)

I only got a 93%. Some of those questions were hilarious, clearly written by jews who can't admit they are exactly like they ask.

[ - ] JewsAintHonkies 0 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 22:45:36 ago (+0/-0)

Typical goy response.

[ - ] JewsAintHonkies -1 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 21:33:27 ago (+0/-1)

It's the only test you'll ever pass besides an STD test. Your mom helped you study for that one by passing one to you.