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Meet Boris

submitted by FreeinTX to TellTalk 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 23:03:36 ago (+49/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Crackinjokes 5 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 23:07:27 ago (+5/-0)

He needs to have a string tied to his trigger arm to move it from a distance.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 5 points 10 monthsAug 8, 2024 02:27:58 ago (+5/-0)

Ya know those decorative, motion activated Halloween statue things Home Depot sells? Yeah, one of those, but outfitted exactly like Boris.

[ - ] racerxist 5 points 10 monthsAug 8, 2024 03:39:36 ago (+6/-1)

Boris needs a dog,zoggos love to shoot doggos

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 10 monthsAug 8, 2024 08:19:11 ago (+1/-0)

A large dark haired dog. Lab or Rott. Zogs love shooting those.

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 2 points 10 monthsAug 8, 2024 11:17:20 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] MayhemInChief 0 points 10 monthsAug 8, 2024 13:44:22 ago (+0/-0)

If that's three pounds, I'd like to see what a 175lb mannequin would do.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 2 points 10 monthsAug 8, 2024 11:28:35 ago (+2/-0)

Need to plant some under the ground where tactile units would be positioned and a massive something explody explody under the were cruisers would be parked

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 10 monthsAug 8, 2024 13:06:48 ago (+0/-0)

Exactly, plus have a tunnel.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 1 point 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 23:09:20 ago (+1/-0)

Wood screws
What?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 5 points 10 monthsAug 8, 2024 01:21:11 ago (+5/-0)

Wood screws not wooden screws. Screws made for wood, not screws made out of wood.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 1 point 10 monthsAug 8, 2024 13:04:18 ago (+1/-0)

Ah, makes sense.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 23:47:09 ago (+2/-0)

Cheap and easy shrapnel. Good for pressure cookers at marathons

Or drop it from altitude and bang diy 'Window'

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 10 monthsAug 8, 2024 08:19:49 ago (+0/-0)

Amazing what's available at your local hardware store.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 10 monthsAug 8, 2024 09:20:41 ago (+0/-0)

Can has tannerite?

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 10 monthsAug 8, 2024 09:32:27 ago (+1/-0)

You can get that at any gun store. I think some sporting good stores carry it.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 10 monthsAug 8, 2024 10:03:59 ago (+0/-0)

Window?

It sounds like you're describing a DIY Lazy Dog.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 10 monthsAug 8, 2024 12:00:16 ago (+0/-0)*

'chaff' was originally called 'window' - poms found a vulnerability in german radar in wwii, ~~pathfinder mosquitos~~ hampden bombers apparently... would fly in front of bomber formations and fart out tin foil confetti, the nazzys knew they were about to get fucked but couldnt figure out where to send up defence.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 10 monthsAug 7, 2024 23:46:38 ago (+1/-0)

Boris guards a muzzle loading 5 pounder. When Boris goes bang, so does 5 pounder.

[ - ] prototype 1 point 10 monthsAug 8, 2024 05:22:36 ago (+1/-0)

bonus points for giving boris a voice activated speaker that plays voice lines along the lines of "fuck you!" and "it's go time!" really enthusiastically.

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 10 monthsAug 8, 2024 07:18:41 ago (+1/-0)

I would love to see what a gun-grab would look like in the rural south. From east Texas to rural Florida, pigs will know the meaning of fear.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 10 monthsAug 8, 2024 08:13:30 ago (+1/-0)

Boris is one righteous dude.

[ - ] beece 1 point 10 monthsAug 8, 2024 09:53:42 ago (+1/-0)

God forbid if they kick the door in at 2am while dude is upstairs sleeping, but otherwise, brilliant.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 10 monthsAug 8, 2024 09:56:33 ago (+1/-0)*

Does no one want to mention that 175lbs of tannerite detonating inside a house is enough to obliterate the building? Or that most pistol calibers won't even set it off? Everyone inside will be dead and those wood screws will pierce the neighbors' walls.

200lbs next a tree, for reference

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 10 monthsAug 8, 2024 09:59:30 ago (+0/-0)

Well, 80 pounds of Tannerite (gender reveal) cracked house foundations in a New Hampshire community. And based on what I know, one pound of Tannerite is equivalent to a quarter stick of dynamite.

I hope that Boris is located in a disposable safehouse. Deep inside, that way when the place collapses it has maximum effect.