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Selfie day at pornhub

submitted by ProudRebel to funny 8 monthsAug 15, 2024 19:07:57 ago (+38/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 10 points 8 monthsAug 15, 2024 19:33:02 ago (+10/-0)

What's that in the background?

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 8 monthsAug 15, 2024 20:34:29 ago (+5/-4)

It's a (((Star Of The Guy (((Jesus))) is Decended From))).

[ - ] doginventer 4 points 8 monthsAug 16, 2024 07:05:38 ago (+4/-0)

There is no such thing as a ‘star of David’, the judaic hexagram is probably the ‘star of Remphan’.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper -1 points 8 monthsAug 16, 2024 09:41:51 ago (+0/-1)

@doginventer...so many ignorant plebes today...ficticious star of David, ficticious characters (David, Solomon, Moses etc) ficticious "exodus" (hebrews were expelled from Egypt for their filth, their diseases, their depravity, their leacherous ways and subversive nature...the hebrew/judean/parasites were constantly afflicted with leprosy and bowel disorders which is why the seventh day, Saturday(shabot) is considered a day of rest, because it's a day of remembering the explosive diarrhea they had when expelled by the pharos and were forced to rest due to their gastritis from consuming mana that was tainted from pig shit, the filthy sodomite semites were dirty and unclean...the ✡️ doesn't abstain from pork because of a God's command it's because they memorialize the desert dissentary during the expulsion, they even developed hallucinations to the extent that the Red Sea parted for their safe passage from an Egypt army that wanted nothing to do with them other than to ensure they don't return....even Abraham was a cartoon character...so much lunacy, but what a fucking "story"...funny how a number of these biblical characters were whore masters, drunkards, tax collectors and pretty much leacherous socialites with hives and toenail fungus

[ - ] ZyklonDryCleaners 0 points 8 monthsAug 16, 2024 09:46:07 ago (+0/-0)

This makes so much sense it's mind blowing

[ - ] Trope 7 points 8 monthsAug 15, 2024 21:02:47 ago (+7/-0)

Oh boy.

Wait, I mean..

Oi vey.

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 6 points 8 monthsAug 15, 2024 21:49:07 ago (+6/-0)

Prostitution is illegal, unless someone is filming it.

Just like alcohol distribution during prohibition was highly illegal, unless it was medicinal with a government waiver.

That hanging decoration in the workplace can't be a sheriff's badge, else it would be gold.

[ - ] Anotherone 3 points 8 monthsAug 16, 2024 00:14:38 ago (+3/-0)

Just like alcohol distribution during prohibition was highly illegal, unless it was medicinal with a government waiver.

Sees a correlation with medical marijuana

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 0 points 8 monthsAug 16, 2024 02:26:35 ago (+0/-0)

It isn't illegal when the Jew gets his percentage of the $Shekel Flow$ from it.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 3 points 8 monthsAug 15, 2024 22:04:56 ago (+3/-0)

I can save her

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 6 points 8 monthsAug 15, 2024 22:12:31 ago (+6/-0)

Jews are unsavable.

[ - ] calx 2 points 8 monthsAug 16, 2024 00:07:46 ago (+2/-0)

It's probably...no definitely not worth it.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 1 point 8 monthsAug 16, 2024 02:28:33 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Laputois 1 point 8 monthsAug 16, 2024 09:13:24 ago (+1/-0)

now imagine what she smells like.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 8 monthsAug 15, 2024 21:53:07 ago (+3/-0)

Dysgenic misfit, even with all the plastic surgery a jewish pornographer could buy, can't get over it's terrible life and is clearly ravaged by drugs and drink. Not to mention the untold lightyears of cock.

And it is still not enough for the freak. It must now garner even more attention.

These parasites can never be satisfied.

[ - ] Trope 1 point 8 monthsAug 15, 2024 22:33:36 ago (+1/-0)

But light years is a measure of distance… Oh.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 3 points 8 monthsAug 15, 2024 19:19:52 ago (+3/-0)

...and there it is

[ - ] Trumpman1488 2 points 8 monthsAug 16, 2024 01:57:54 ago (+2/-0)

SHE'S CUTE! I'D FUCK HER!

[ - ] Trope 0 points 8 monthsAug 16, 2024 23:58:59 ago (+0/-0)

Shame she isn’t smiling in the photograph. I had the same though but she looks like a bitch. And then you have the working at pornhub part.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 8 monthsAug 15, 2024 20:06:17 ago (+2/-0)

She looks very tribal

[ - ] deleted -4 points 8 monthsAug 15, 2024 21:13:32 ago (+0/-4)

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[ - ] uvulectomy 5 points 8 monthsAug 16, 2024 01:17:35 ago (+5/-0)

You seem to love going straight to talking about black dick. Something you wanna get off your chest, Shlomo?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 8 monthsAug 16, 2024 02:20:10 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted -1 points 8 monthsAug 16, 2024 11:37:34 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 8 monthsAug 17, 2024 19:23:21 ago (+0/-0)

You think I have alts hahaha you projecting so hard all over. Go back to watching your empty egg carton of a wife get railed by jerome

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 8 monthsAug 17, 2024 19:22:03 ago (+0/-0)

lol expose yourself more, faggot. You are so singed because I was right you married a geriatric infertile woman. But the way you are reacting makes me think you are a closeted homosexual, well not all that closeted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 8 monthsAug 18, 2024 21:49:04 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 00:00:48 ago (+0/-0)

You can’t help yourself, you are obsessed with black cock.
What a sick fuck! Go back to getting sucking jerome’s dick after he fucks your geriatric wife

[ - ] deleted 0 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 20:40:03 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 00:04:11 ago (+0/-0)

You are so weird. You insult like a woman. Check your oestrogen levels, that’s why you never had kids

[ - ] deleted 0 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 22:13:46 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 00:08:07 ago (+0/-0)

You are a psycho, indeed.

Yes, children make you vulnerable and fearful but you have no idea what you are missing out. Similarly, you have no stake in the future

[ - ] clymer 0 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 05:17:10 ago (+0/-0)

LOL, ok, honestly I hope your kids are happy.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 10:45:59 ago (+0/-0)

They are, thank God!
But I do lose sleep every now and then thinking about their future.

Btw, it’s still not too late for you to have kids

[ - ] clymer 0 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 19:47:40 ago (+0/-0)

It's too late for me bubba. I'm just working on a survival plan for my sisters kids
Continue thread

[ - ] deleted 0 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 22:31:03 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 00:08:35 ago (+0/-0)

Bro, lay off the pipe

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 8 monthsAug 15, 2024 19:30:05 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Bstream 0 points 8 monthsAug 16, 2024 03:26:51 ago (+0/-0)

No surpizes, but why dead in the center of the picture?

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 8 monthsAug 16, 2024 01:01:13 ago (+0/-0)

Stop noticing, goy!

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 8 monthsAug 16, 2024 00:48:56 ago (+0/-0)

I wonder how much that nose job cost?