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Request DENIED! Thotties cannot deal with it

submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 11:25:19 ago (+59/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/oez62p.mp4



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[ - ] Ragnar 13 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 12:04:34 ago (+13/-0)

10/10 perfect

[ - ] TheNoticing 10 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 12:06:54 ago (+11/-1)

Absolute nuclear obliteration.

[ - ] con77 7 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 12:09:09 ago (+7/-0)

that was awesome!

[ - ] inaminit -4 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 12:16:13 ago (+2/-6)

lame

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 8 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 12:19:58 ago (+9/-1)

Your face is lame.

[ - ] calx 3 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 12:37:28 ago (+3/-0)

Needed that laugh thank you! :D

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 4 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 12:39:51 ago (+4/-0)*

man... if you knew guys like this in school, its like, what else did you expect? Dude never gave a single fuck about the poon he could have had, he was all about the piano. and maths. and somehow, somehow the same little motherfucker, sits there in that PE class that assess your fitness, does the flexed arm hang thing..... and does about double the time of the fittest chad without breaking a sweat because hes about the lightest fucker that ever lived, being that the dude got fed rice and fish daily and fuck all else.

No really, the dude i described actually existed, and ive noped out of that rice and fish myself and gotten screamed at by his mum over it. and not kidding if hes turned into this kind of motherfucker to hand a thot a skip card im damn proud of him, need to liquor him up and learn his secrets.

EDIT - noticed the 'its all fake' comment somwhere, probably is, but the piano getting the girls thing is real, theres a yearly thing in the town i live where someone digs up an old piano and puts it outside of the local supermarket. when its going, theres women around. mostly smelly hippies here but the fact holds true. it usually gets a couple months worth of a work out before the local shitbags stop being scared of 'new thing' and start fucking with it like apes around a monolith.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 13:27:28 ago (+2/-0)

Autistic pianists have unbelievable finger strength and grip endurance.

[ - ] __47__ 0 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 15:03:34 ago (+0/-0)

Where I worked once people would sell us electric keyboards with weighted keys like the real deal. Doing the whole fingers down all the keys hurt

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 00:15:51 ago (+0/-0)

Your flesh is weak.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 00:24:17 ago (+0/-0)

"do you squirt? wanna try it?"

motherfuckers probably somehow learned all the best pick up lines by heart as well. but the piano thing... you saw right there the pussy that comes your way.

[ - ] Hermes 1 point 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 15:48:42 ago (+1/-0)

lol gold comment here

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 00:25:19 ago (+0/-0)

and all fucking true. ask any dude my age who grew up in the western suburbs of melbourne.

my mate was... leyland, and i remember that pe class like yesterday. i can think of 3 others straight up. absolutely loved that dude. oh and then there was 'mevan' who played the 'hwiolin'

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 13:10:14 ago (+2/-0)

50 Euro for Baby Shark...good work!

[ - ] ModernGuilt 1 point 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 13:31:48 ago (+1/-0)

I bet some of these girls called the cops too

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 13:35:58 ago (+1/-0)

Except bitches do that so they can get away with shit like standing in the elevator doorway so no one can move. "Excuse me, can you-" I HAVE A BOYFRIEND STOP HARRASSING ME

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 6 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 13:59:22 ago (+6/-0)

thots: Excuse me, can i make this about me?

Dude: No. Go fuck a feesh you sonibeech

[ - ] NeedleStack 6 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 14:25:48 ago (+6/-0)

These girls interrupt other women too with their selfishness. I was in a touristy area taking photos of the nature and girls (usually foregnors) would walk up and interrupt me and ask me to take their phones and take their pictures. When I'd say no they were in absolute shock lol.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 10 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 15:24:31 ago (+10/-0)

Many, many women have literally never been told 'no' in their lives. Try turning one down for sex, it's fuckin' wild.

[ - ] Fishsticksforever 5 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 19:06:43 ago (+5/-0)

I did that with a GF once. I didn't want sex right then, as we were about to have dinner and I was hungry. Later that night she turned me down and it took weeks for her to lose her attitude. We broke up shortly after.

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 21:36:24 ago (+0/-0)

Hopefully you finally washed off that fish smell so it doesn't last forever.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 23:38:33 ago (+2/-0)

'No' sex is best sex. Affectionately called 'struggle snuggle'. Wait. What are we talking about?

[ - ] dass 0 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 00:35:32 ago (+0/-0)

Should have said yes, hit the reverse camera icon and taken a photo of yourself smiling.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 00:43:50 ago (+0/-0)

Haha I like your style.
Luckily for me people keep asking to take my photos, not the other way around

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 00:54:00 ago (+0/-0)

yes people do enjoy their freakshows.

golden god

Thats not gold coloring...its jaundice

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 01:42:49 ago (+0/-0)

No idea who you are replying to, but I’m a literal god that women keep begging to take photos of

[ - ] anrach 3 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 15:06:54 ago (+3/-0)

come on guys... the majority of those were fake

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 23:40:58 ago (+0/-0)

So what if they are? What's your point?

[ - ] observation1 -1 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 18:33:39 ago (+0/-1)

Another fake video from dangus? No wayyyyhh

[ - ] registereduser 0 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 18:03:13 ago (+1/-1)

Why don't you faggots learn to use an image/video host that works.

You look like a nigger.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 4 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 18:13:18 ago (+4/-0)

Poo poo pee pee

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 19:36:27 ago (+1/-0)

Dangus frantically learns piano

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 20:59:29 ago (+1/-0)

CLASSIC! Better get used to hearing no ladies, 30 is just around the corner for some of them.