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Lost 30lbs since my divorce, goddamn I look good!

submitted by Trumpman1488 to pics 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 09:52:47 ago (+36/-3)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/bqctcc.jpg



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[ - ] con77 0 points 7 monthsSep 30, 2024 17:17:12 ago (+0/-0)

its catturd! nice boots! ID do ya!

[ - ] CHIRO 21 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 10:31:02 ago (+21/-0)

I dunno, looks pretty 'brokeback' to me. This the type of guy to walk up to you from behind and put both hands on your shoulders.

[ - ] Ragnar 7 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 10:52:14 ago (+7/-0)

Too graphic

[ - ] dass 5 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 15:59:14 ago (+5/-0)

He's also in a motel 6 - that's where all the gay shit happens /.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 19:11:05 ago (+0/-0)

Having flashbacks are you......

[ - ] dass 1 point 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 19:52:14 ago (+1/-0)

'I absolutely did not wake up with a sore rectum. Well, at least i think i didn't !!'.....

[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 15:19:21 ago (+1/-0)

One hand on your hip

[ - ] ZenoOfElea 16 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 11:28:41 ago (+16/-0)

I lost like 200 pounds a few months back. Fucking London casino saw me coming.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 12:07:03 ago (+2/-0)

Hahaha

[ - ] HeyJames 14 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 10:27:52 ago (+16/-2)

Lol @ the idiots who actually belive you. For reference, Trumpman posts about every other month claiming to be some random picture of a 40-60 year old conservative

[ - ] Trumpman1488 [op] 7 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 10:58:19 ago (+7/-0)

FAKE NEWS YOU ASSHOLE!!! YOU ARE BLOCKED!!

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 0 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 14:13:20 ago (+0/-0)

Had to look it up. If you're going to troll, maybe don't steal images from a well know shitposting account from twitter.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 0 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 15:22:06 ago (+0/-0)

It's funnier if it's easy to find

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 12:11:47 ago (+4/-0)

Got someone's jimmies rustled!

[ - ] PORTforceOne 10 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 10:06:25 ago (+11/-1)

Look like a zionist to me

[ - ] dass 0 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 19:54:03 ago (+0/-0)

'One of dapper don's pencil dicks'

[ - ] NoRefunds 7 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 11:30:09 ago (+7/-0)

I just see all hat and no cattle

[ - ] ProudRebel 6 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 12:05:47 ago (+6/-0)

I know right. That looks like a cheap motel room.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 14:23:24 ago (+3/-0)

I'm sure all the very best drovers and cattlemen stay in the cheapest of motels!

[ - ] UncleDoug 7 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 11:17:31 ago (+7/-0)

Did you lose 30lbs in height off your legs?

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 12:12:11 ago (+5/-0)

I KILLED FIDDY MEN!

[ - ] UncleDoug 4 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 12:29:48 ago (+4/-0)

Yosemite Sam proportions

[ - ] GreatSatan 5 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 10:24:17 ago (+5/-0)

Lookin' good Trumpman!

[ - ] Ragnar 5 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 10:52:44 ago (+5/-0)

It’s some other midget

[ - ] NoRefunds 6 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 11:29:28 ago (+6/-0)

when he sits on the bed, his feet don't touch the floor

[ - ] Ragnar 4 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 12:06:37 ago (+4/-0)

You can put him in your pocket

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 19:02:00 ago (+0/-0)

Don't use alts to compliment yourself, JewsBadNews AKA GreatSatan AKA Trumpman1488.

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 22:14:13 ago (+0/-0)

ok paul_neri you faggot

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 4 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 10:04:08 ago (+4/-0)*

Well...
I mean, sure.
Good job.

[ - ] carnold03 3 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 17:27:41 ago (+3/-0)

No way in hell your ex-wife only weighted thirty pounds. No damn way!

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 12:20:03 ago (+3/-0)*

Idunno, man. I think you look like a turd.

[ - ] Hh 3 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 12:18:45 ago (+3/-0)

30 lbs I didn't know your gook wife was that skinny

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 13:38:05 ago (+2/-0)

Youre not catturd.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 2 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 13:30:00 ago (+2/-0)

You look like Don Imus's fluffer.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 10:51:33 ago (+2/-0)

Hahaha good one
You’ll never leave your panfaced bug, no human would have ya

[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 14:24:04 ago (+1/-0)

You divorced the slope? Good for you!!!

[ - ] allAheadFull 1 point 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 13:58:54 ago (+1/-0)

How did you get 20 gallons of shit in a 10 gallon hat?

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 12:54:14 ago (+1/-0)

Wait, did you finally get rid of that 9 iron??

[ - ] Salacious_Salicylic 1 point 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 11:55:00 ago (+1/-0)

Good job, ya fuckin weirdo.

[ - ] 1point21jiggawatts 1 point 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 11:45:41 ago (+1/-0)

Why'd you get divorced?

[ - ] ProudRebel 6 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 12:06:52 ago (+6/-0)

I fucked his wife.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 16:09:54 ago (+1/-0)

While playing his theme song, right?

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 10:44:52 ago (+1/-0)

Correct use of the term 'dude'. Also manlet.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 10:23:05 ago (+1/-0)

where are your colts?

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 11:29:32 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 14:38:40 ago (+0/-0)

'Halfbreeds' is what he called them on old voat.

[ - ] lastlist 1 point 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 10:19:17 ago (+1/-0)

Looks like a whale angle tubbo.

[ - ] Imnotajoo 0 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 21:42:14 ago (+0/-0)

theres a gay dude that can be seen in the reflection of his glasses standing in front of a mirror

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 0 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 15:37:44 ago (+0/-0)

It might just be the angle, but Colonel Cotton Lyndal Hill comes to mind.

[ - ] letsgetit 0 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 13:35:23 ago (+0/-0)

Lifestyle and diet. Keep it up

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 0 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 12:08:29 ago (+0/-0)

Making 'Merica great again. and by 'Merica I mean your libido. Got git 'em, tiger.

[ - ] ProudRebel 0 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 12:04:47 ago (+0/-0)

Great job. Divorce is tough. When I finally arrived at a place of complete indifference over my ex I knew I was going to be alright. And contrary to what some people say being single in my later years is fun. I love chasing young women.

[ - ] Sector2 4 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 12:10:55 ago (+4/-0)*

I put up a strong fence around my lawn so I don't have to chase them off anymore.

[ - ] ProudRebel 1 point 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 13:15:02 ago (+1/-0)*

Lol. Old women give better head but those young titties are my favorite things.

[ - ] LookFat 0 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 11:59:15 ago (+0/-0)

I mean, he has confidence.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 11:26:20 ago (+0/-0)

I bet you can't wait to get the Ennis.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 8 monthsAug 22, 2024 11:19:48 ago (+0/-0)

Now you need smaller clothes or less clothes in general. You look like a tiny turtle in a giant shell.

You can now just wear a tee. Spending money to look good is for the uggos.